CULT

By LUNATICGOD

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a story where a boy wants to start a cult and he wants his best friend to join it. More

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hobiii: i cant sleep

rapmonsta: so you decided to wake everyone else up¿

TAEHYUNG: i was already up

rapmonsta: youre a weird one you know

rosa: what the fuck

rosa: its three in the morning

TAEHYUNG: ya but hobi cant sleep

agustdbitch: everyone shut the fuck up and let me sleep

rosa: the beast had risen

handsomeman123: just watch some asmr idk just stop interrupting my beauty rest

rosa: woAh JIN WATCHES ASMR

rosa: MY BOI

handsomeman123: eww im not ur boi u ugli

TAEHYUNG: whats asmr

rosa: how are u my bf

rosa: asmr stands for autonomous sensory meridian response, which in short, is supposed to give u tingles and help you feel relaxed

TAEHYUNG: ohh

hobiii: i tried that already

rosa: YOU WATCH ASMR TOO

hobiii: HELL YEAH

rosa: reason number 19279 why i love hoseok

TAEHYUNG: I'LL START WATCHING ASMR TOO

rosa: b0i im not obligating you to watch asmr

TAEHYUNG: but i wanna do what u do

rosa: tae

agustdbitch: its too early for your sappy shit

rosa: i thought u were sleeping

agustdbitch: im trying to but now im wide awake thanks to fucking hoseok

handsomeman123: i guess the only ones that can sleep through this are jungkook and jimin

agustdbitch: lucky bitches

rapmonsta: mcdonalds has all day breakfast right?

rosa: i believe so

rapmonsta: k im getting breakfast

handsoman123: BRING ME HOTCAKES

rapmonsta: no its too early to see your face

handsomeman123: ugLy

TAEHYUNG: asmr is weird

TAEHYUNG: i dont like it

rosa: TELLEM BOI BYE

TAEHYUNG: SORRY BABE

rosa: im kiddiNg

hobiii: CAN I GO WITH YOU NAMJOON

rapmonsta: sure

agustdbitch: hoseok you better bring me something since i cant go back to sleep

hobiii: alrighty

rosa: oh shi t

TAEHYUNG: what

rosa: i hear footsteps

handsomeman123: did someone break in

rosa: HOLY FUcK ITS MY GRANDMOTHER IM DEAD SHES GONNA FLING ME OUT THE WINDOW THERE GOES MY LIFE IT WAS NICE KNOWING ALL OF YOU I LOVE YOU TAE

TAEHYUNG: CRAP

handsomeman123: hahsjnd

agustdbitch: im laughing

rapmonsta: pray for rosa

hobiii: OH NO

agustdbitch: k im getting sleepy so shut up hoes

TAEHYUNG: idk whats going on at rosa's house but the lights in her room keep turning off and on

handsomeman123: maybe her house is haunted

TAEHYUNG: OH MY GOD

agustdbitch: i said shut up uglies before i super glue your eyelids to your eyebrows

handsomeman123: that would keep our eyes open

agustdbitch: exactly. you would never be able to sleep ever again

handsomeman123: MY BEAUTY REST

agustdbitch: ha bitch thats what i thought

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