Voltron Group Chat

By Why_Tho_Chris

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Lance has created a group chat for the paladins of voltron, and added his unwilling teammates to the chat. More

C'mon Lance
Implicit demand for Proof
Bets are placed
***UPDATE!!***

The Start of the Chat

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By Why_Tho_Chris

Hunky Monkey: Hunk

Memelord: Pidge

Real Memelord: Lance

Red Hot: Keith

Space Princess: Allura

Space Dad: Shiro

Coran: Coran

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Real memelord has created chat and added Hunky Monkey, Memelord, Red Hot, Space Princess, Space Dad and Coran

Real memelord: Guys I made a thing!

Hunky Monkey: Is that thing this chat?

Red Hot: We don't need a chat; we are all across the hall from each other.

Space Princess: This chat is really pointless, but I guess it caters to our laziness

Real memelord: You guys should be thanking me because this chat is awesome.

Memelord: Guys the chat is nice to have; now we don't have to see Lance's ugly face

Real Memelord: Hey!!!!

That's just for you, Pidgey

Memelord: Ewwwwww! Who gave Lance a camera?!

Red Hot: He doesn't look ugly

Memelord: You're only saying that because you're super gay for Lance.

Red Hot: I am not

Memelord: Of course you're not my bad.

Red Hot changed they're name to I'msogayforLance

I'msogayforLance: What the hell Pidge

Memelord: That happened on accident ;P

Real Memelord: Pidge stop harrassing Keith

Real Memelord changed their name to FuckmeharderKeith

FuckmeharderKeith: I thought I was the immature one here

Memelord: You are. I don't how your guys' names keep changing

Space Princess: You need to get along

Space Dad: I agree with Allura; stop bickering

FuckmeharderKeith changed their name to BetterthanPidge

BetterthanPidge: We aren't Bickering

Memelord: Yeah we aren't bickering, Lance is just an asshole

I'msogayforLance: How do I change my name back?

BetterthanPidge: I don't know

I'msogayforLance: You literally just changed your name

BetterthanPidge: You must be seeing/reading things because I have absolutely no idea what you mean

I'msogayforLance changed their name to LanceisanAss

LanceisanAss: Nevermind I figured it out

Memelord: I agree with Keith

BetterthanPidge: Hey!

Space Dad, Space Princess, Hunky Monkey and Coran have left the chat

BetterthanPidge: I feel personally attacked by your antics

BetterthanPidge has left the chat

LanceisanAss: Do you think he's actually upset?

Memelord: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LanceisanAss: ughh

Memelord: There is no way he is upset; He's really tough skinned

LanceisanAss has left the chat

Memelord: Well I guess it's just me

Memelord  has left the chat 

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A/N 

Hey so this is the first part to this new thing. I'm honestly not entirely sure what the fuck I should call it, but here's the first part. I want to make this as entertaining as I can, so for the people that actually care to read this, go ahead and leave suggestions to what I should write in future parts. Also feel free to point out errors or revision I should consider making.

Thanks for taking your time to read this my little Purdies (you get all the points if you get that)

From, PurdyGirl

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