Bad Jokes, Dad Jokes

By thiccbean

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I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes... More

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By thiccbean

So oxygen went on a date with potassium today... it went OK.

I thought oxygen was dating magnesium... OMg.

Actually, oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like "NO".

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Looks like someone's a HO.

NaBrO.

A/N: Thanks for 4K guys!! :D

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