hennessy,
june 1, 2017 / 2:24 pm
los angeles, california.
I sat down across from Serenity, as we drank at a table in Starbucks. She sat there, telling me about her boyfriend, Takim. Of course, she decided to tell me how good the dick was. "Reni."
"What?"
"Babygirl, I don't wanna know this."
"But I tell you everything! You gotta know."
"You know what? Alright." She continued on, as I looked down at my phone. I was texting someone about the photoshoot Serenity and I had to attend. They wanted us there in about two hours, so that gave us the time to get our nails redone.
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kylie,
june 1, 2017 / 4:57 pm
beverly hills, california.
I scrolled through instagram, seeing a post on the shaderoom. The caption said, Travis Scott's bestfriends are taking Kylie's place!
Who? I read the caption. Oh. That bitch Hennessy and her friend Serenity. They're not even his bestfriends anymore. My man isn't allowed to hang out with hoes. I mean, Tyga wasn't able to talk to other bitches, except Chyna, sadly.
I sat on a nearby chair, looking at their pictures. Me being the person I am, I decided that I would be petty and recreate these pictures, just better. I called up my agent, letting him know my plans.