FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo

By celestialbarnes

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just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Even I Would Be Ashamed!
Leo Gets a Girlfriend!
Blowtorches
Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
Percy's New Obsession
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
WUB WUB WUB
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Interpretive Dance
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
Spilled Pepsi
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
Merry Christmas
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Selfies
Apollo's Bad Poems
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

So Obvious

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By celestialbarnes

Edit 6/13/15: This chapter was edited on June 13.

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The Little Mermaid has updated her status:

OK, listen up! We're going to do the game where you change your name and you have to guess who it is! Everybody comment if you're playing!

Comments:

Chuck Norris: I'm playing!

Tyler Oakley: I'm playing.

John Green: Might as well.

Tinkerbell: Meeeeeeee!!

Sleeping Beauty: Moi!

Katniss Everdeen: I am playing.

Taylor Swift: I will be playing.

Robin Hood: I'm playing.

Tom Hiddleston: Meh... Might as well if everybody else is doing it.

Katy Perry: Okay, I'm playing

Buzz Lightyear: I'm playing only because someone is forcing me to

Bob the Builder: I can fix it! Oh and I'm playing

Hulk: HULK ANGRY!

Flappy Bird: Well... I might as well if everyone else is playing.

John Green: Okay, I'm just going to start and say the easy ones. The Little Mermaid is Percy, Clarisse is Hulk, and Bob the Builder is Leo.

The Little Mermaid: Dang it :(

Hulk: HULK SMASH!!

Bob the Builder: I'm not Leo!!

John Green: Really??

Bob the Builder: Yep.

Tyler Oakley: I would like to point out another obvious one. John Green is Annabeth.

John Green: How did you know?

Tyler Oakley: You're like the only one who actually reads books.

John Green: :l

Tyler Oakley: Oh, and I'm pretty sure Sleeping Beauty is Piper.

Sleeping Beauty: Yep. I couldn't really think of a name so I chose the first thing that popped into my mind. :P

Annabeth Chase has updated her status:

So, Clarisse, Percy, Piper, and I are all out.

Comments:

Katniss Everdeen: Percy, you always choose obvious ones! Stop picking things related to water!

Percy Jackson: Dude, calm your balls.

Katniss Everdeen: How do you know I'm not a girl?

Percy Jackson: Are you Thalia?

Robin Hood: Why would I ever pick that name for this?

Robin Hood: I mean..

Robin Hood: Well, whatever. Dam it.

Percy Jackson: Hehehe you said 'dam'

Tinkerbell has updated his status:

Okay, we need to find out who Katniss Everdeen is.

Comments:

Katniss Everdeen: You will never guess who I am! >:D

Flappy Bird: Taking a wild guess, but is it Jason?

Katniss Everdeen: How did you know?!?!

Flappy Bird: Like I said, it was a random guess.

Katy Perry: Hah! Reyna guessed right!

Katy Perry: Wait, I didn't mean to say your name!

Flappy Bird: It's okay, Frank Zhang. :)

Katy Perry: Aww man, now I'm out. :(

Buzz Lightyear: Reyna, please explain why you forced me to do this.

Flappy Bird: Well-

Buzz Lightyear: Forget it. I could be ripping stuffed animals apart, but instead I'm stuck here instead playing this stupid game. Yes, I am Octavian, woohoo, continue with your dumb little game.

Buzz Lightyear has logged off.

Taylor Swift: Well then...

Annabeth Chase has updated her status:

Okay, so the people remaining are Tyler Oakley, Taylor Swift, Tinkerbell, Tom Hiddleston, Bob the Builder, and Chuck Norris.

Comments:

Tyler Oakley: Whoever is playing Tom Hiddleston needs to talk since they haven't said anything in a while.

Tom Hiddleston: K.

Tyler Oakley: -_-

Tinkerbell: A whale!!!!

Taylor Swift: AHA! TINKERBELL IS LEO!

Tinkerbell: :(

Tyler Oakley: Bob and Chuck, you guys need to talk as well.

Bob the Builder: Fineeeeee.

Chuck Norris: Roundhouse kick!

Tom Hiddleston: Oh gods. I feel like they're the Stolls.

Bob the Builder: But which

Chuck Norris: is which? :)

Tyler Oakley: Is Connor Chuck?

Bob the Builder: Nope. That be me.

Annabeth Chase: *That'd

Bob the Builder: Whatever.

Tom Hiddleston: Is Taylor Swift Hazel? I feel like she's the only girl left..

Tyler Oakley: Excusez-moi? I am a girl!

Tom Hiddleston: Then who are you?! There are no more girls left!!

Tyler Oakley: I am offended, Nico!

Tom Hiddleston: Dam, you found out.

Taylor Swift: Oh, you guessed right, Nico.

Tom Hiddleston: Seriously, who is Tyler Oakley?

Tyler Oakley: A gay vlogger on YouTube, DUH!

Tom Hiddleston: That's not what I meant! Who is playing Tyler Oakley?!

Tyler Oakley: Okay, fine. If you want to know, it's Rachel.

Tom Hiddleston: RACHEL?! I totally forgot about you!

Tyler Oakley: Gee, thanks. The oracle feels SO appreciated right now. -_-

Leo Valdez: the holy whale!!!

BananaJump has updated her status:

First of all, I would like to apologize for the two week wait for an update. I have been super busy lately and have been really unmotivated to write.

This chapter's dedication goes to greenapplepiecrust.

Dedication goes to a commenter!

Oh, and if you were confused about who's who, then here is a list.

Rachel: Tyler Oakley

Hazel: Taylor Swift

Frank: Katy Perry

Reyna: Flappy Bird

Piper: Sleeping Beauty

Octavian: Buzz Lightyear

Annabeth: John Green

Percy: The Little Mermaid

Leo: Tinkerbell

Jason: Katniss Everdeen

Nico: Tom Hiddleston

Connor: Bob the Builder

Travis: Chuck Norris

Thalia: Robin Hood

Clarisse: Hulk

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