<Cecil is online>
<Society is online>
Cecil: Behind this mask of lies that we humans wear by force is another creature.
He is called... Channing Tatum.
Society: *rips off skin to reveal Channing Tatum underneath*
Cecil: And you, dear reader, are also Channing Tatum.
We are all Channing Tatum.
<Cecil is offline>
<Society is offline>