LMPYITP: The Random Passages

By Stardust2003

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A collection of short stories featuring Jules, the Brothers Gallagher, and all the latest celebrity gossip th... More

Author's Note
"Sounds like [rkids] in. See ya in a bit."
Bond Films and Bagatelles
"I don't BELIZE it"
Mine is a Dream and It Won't be Long
You Got How Many Bills to Pay and How Many Kids?
AKA...How Many Bills and Kids? - Part 2
Chapter 92 Revisited
Chapter 104 - Version 1
Chapter 104 - Version 2
Chapter 105 - Version 1
Chapter 105 - Version 2
These Drugs are just an Hour Away
The View, The View, The View are on Fire!
Your Heart's on Fire, so Come on Burn Brighter
Don't Believe the Truth
This Won't Be Played on Your Radio Show
Back the Bid
"I haven't got a title for it either."
Chapter 75 Revisited
I Don't Care No More So Don't You Worry
Just Because Your Eyes Are Open Doesn't Mean You Can See
"Perhaps [he's got] a bit too much time on his hands."
Please Sit Down, You Make Me Feel Giddy
Flashbax - 1
Flashbax - 2
Chapters 116 to 118 - Version 1 Revisited
Let Me Take You Away Over the Line
Pleased to Meet You
A Tale from the Middle of Nowhere
Don't Brother Me When You're Done
Chapter 91 Revisited
Shake Along with Gem
Well Come on Now Don't Be Shy
Boy with [His] Blue(s)
Where Were You While We Were Getting...
"What's that, Noel?"
Cos I Like What I See With My Eyes Shut
Here Come the Morning that I Say Goodbye to Ya - AKA...Content Preview
[She] Was Standing Lost and Lonely on the Shore
Let's Go Find a Rainbow
If You Don't Make Up Your Mind, Then How Can I Drift Away?
You Could Wait for a Lifetime to Spend Your Days in the Sunshiiine
An Evening with Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - Part 1
An Evening with Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - Part 2
Keep Your Friends Close but Keep The Enemy Closer
An Evening with Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - Part 3
And After All...
Don't You Know I Should Have Stayed in England
Reflective Statement
So Come on, Come on My Brother and Sister
"See you in The USA."
Chapters 33 to 34 Revisited
Shake Me into the Night
Chapter 145 - Version 1 Revisited
Reflective Statement - 2
Speak so that [He] Could Understand
My, My, at It Again
Larks and Nightingales
Flashbax - 3
One, Two, Three Now Baby Start the Show
We All Want to Change Your Head
On the Bedroom Wall the Stars Look Bright
Why the World Needs a Nic Cester Solo Album
Reflective Statement - 3
"I'm inside my head now and it's where I [shouldn't] be."
AKA...Drafts Tag
Skinny Doll Give Me Your Magazine Queen
Writing to Reach You
Tomorrow Never Knows What It Doesn't Know Too Soon
Tomorrow Never Knows What It Doesn't Know Too Soon - Pt. 2
And if You ever Break Down, I'll Cut You Up Again
Get Born...Again!
Don't Dream It's Over
If You're Leaving Will You Take Me with You? I'm Tired of Talking on My Phone
"Well it's not like we go down the cinema together and feed each other popcorn."
Come Get Me Off the Merry-Go-Round
Liam Gallagher's High Flying Circus
You Look Pretty Good But...
Reflective Statement - NaNoWriMo
An Extraordinary [Girl] Can Never Have an Ordinary Day
HISE
But I Don't Believe in Magic
He Don't Come but Once a Year
Come on, Baby Blue. Shake Up Your Tired Eyes. The World is Waiting for You.
I Come Runnin' with My Presents Every Time You Call Me, Dear
"Test Transmission"
The Blind Leading the Blind
You Best Believe It, I Ain't Ever Givin' Up
I Know You Want It but You Love Yourself Too Much
Don't Let It Drag You Down. Don't Let It Drag You Down Now.
And You Wonder Why You Can't Get No Sleep
'[He] Ain't Done Yet'
That [Boy's] a Genius
Chapter 193
I Think [He's] Serious
Rip It Up, Rip It Up if You're Ever Gonna Make It
My [Boy's] Ready to Take Control
It's Hard to Leave When You Can't Find the Door
[He] Just Blows My Mind
We Only Get Real People Down in Here Anyway
They Say It's Your Birthday
This Won't Be Played on Your Radio Tonight
OTP Questions
Don't Waste the Sun on a Rainy Day
A Leaf Out of Everybody's Book
Hey, Who Cares What You Play. Say Whatever You Say, 'Cause I Don't Mind
But I Don't Believe in Magic - 2
Got Your Supersonic Beats Mixing Up My Cred
'Cause I'm a King and You're My Queen
How You Receive It, Well That's Up to You
You [Do] Need an Education to Know the Class that You're In
They Say It's Your Birthday - 2
Tip of the Iceberg
If What You Know is Who You Are then [He's] Everything
[He] Don't Feel No Shame
Liam Gallagher's High Flying Circus - 2
But I Don't Believe in Magic - 3
But I Don't Believe in Magic - 4
So Honey Please Don't Let Go
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Nubians
I Wanna Move but It Just Don't Feel Right
But I Don't Believe in Magic - 5
TV Fear Sells Brand New Cars
But I Don't Believe in Magic - 6
"Fast women and slow horses will ruin your life."
Four on the Floor
Until [Gerry] I Was Never Happy
The Circus Has Just Come to Town
Ain't No Guard in My House
The Dreams We Have as [Adults]
Sing Me to Sleep. Oh, Sing Me a Love Song. Sing Me a Lullaby of Days Gone By.
The Sanderson Sisters Did It Better
Reflective Statement - My Thoughts on Tom Meighan
"It's cool. Video's better than picture."
"That's probably [Liam's] cow."
I Take What I Want and It's Easy to See I Got Everything
You Know It Could Be a Canter
Shoot the Shotgun but the War is Never Won
"There's snout better than the [County Fair]."
"[They] schooled in England."
... for the Silver Screen
Got Tickets for the Show if You Want Something to Believe in
If You Could See, Then You'd Agree
Get Him to the Gig
All The World is Birthday Cake, So Take a Piece but Not Too Much
The Circus Has Just Come to Town - 2
All The King's Horses and All The King's [Women]
The Circus Has Just Come to Town - 3
[He] Should've Been a Cowboy
Hey! Rollover, DJ. If You Don't Mind.
Butcher Blues
Frank Dillane on the Brain
I Said, "Stand Up! Don't Sit Back Down!"
All The King's Horses and All The King's [Women] - 2

"...just a wedding, and a new record..."

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By Stardust2003


"Do you think your stomach can handle it though?" I asked reaching under the blankets and rubbing my hand on it in a circular motion.

Liam smiled, closed his eyes, and stretched out a little more. "Mmhmm." He replied with a nod. "Our Noel's had a birthday so..." He trailed off in a yawn.

I smirked at how pleasant he was being. Just the week before he was yammering on about how "fuckin' stupid" Noel was for throwing a coke themed birthday party for himself and being too much of a shit to invite their mom.

But with chocolate cake on his mind, I guess he didn't have time to continue thinking about all that other crap.

I got up and went into the bathroom to brush my hair. I came back out a couple seconds later but stopped when I saw what I did.

"Thought we agreed about the phone." I told him watching him scroll through something on the screen. "No Twitter-"

"This ain't Twitter." He informed me shaking his head and not turning away from my phone. "You've not liked my page yet!"

I twisted my face in confusion. "What page?"

"You've liked all the other ones though. Our Kid's and fuckin' Nic-"

"I don't do Twitter!"

"This ain't Twitter!" He exclaimed finally looking at me. "It's-"

I snatched the phone from him and examined the screen. "You got on Facebook?" I said in disbelief.

"I did, yeah." He returned nodding his head. "Announcin' the-"

"Solo stuff...yeah." I walked back around to my side of the bed. I got back in under the covers and leaned back against the headboard.

Liam hadn't shared much about his new album. Like all the others before him, he was biding his time with tour dates and snippets.

It was growing quite tiresome waiting for the music. Nic still hadn't given a title or release date for his album yet and Noel...I doubt I even have to go there.

But the album titles meant fuck all to me. I just wanted good music from all my heroes...even if it came from nothing but their solo acts.

"D'ya reckon they've tucked into that cake yet?" Liam inquired breaking me from my newsfeed scrolling. "All them fuckin' candles and Our Kid'll set the bleedin' house on fire!"

"Well we better not let that happen." I replied. "Come on. Get dressed."

"How can I when you've nicked me clothes?" He nodded at what I was wearing.

I smirked and pulled his shirt off then threw it right at his face.

"Ugh!" He giggled pulling it off himself.

I gave him his boxers back as well then found something for myself to wear out of the bedroom.

I led the way down the hall and into the dining room. I stopped dead in my tracks and gasped when I saw who was sitting at the table.

"Alright?" He said with nod those blue eyes bright as ever.

"Told ya he was comin' to my party!" Noel exclaimed with a grin.

I held my hands out in confusion. "Yeah but your party was last night." I reminded him. "So why-"

"He's come to ours for tea." He brought his teacup to his lips. "Two can play at your game, eh Jules?" He took a sip.

I rolled my eyes. "Hey! Pardon me for askin' but who's that little old man?" I asked Chris while pointing at Noel.

Chris just grinned trying to hold back his laugh while Liam and I took our seats at the table.

The cake was in the middle and was about three-fourths smaller than it was the night before.

"Chrissy C.'s brought an album for you, Auntie Jules." Donovan informed me.

"Oh he did?" I said glancing at Chris for a second before staring right at Donovan.

"Yeah. He says you'll like it."

Liam rolled his eyes and leaned over to my ear. "Slice us a piece a that." He whispered pointing at the cake.

I did as he instructed and passed him his plate. I got one for myself too.

"So Jules. Tell us." Noel began as I chewed up my first bite. "Whose solo album are you most excited to hear?"

The shit-eating grin on his face made my heart skip a beat. I knew exactly what he was playing at.

"Oi, Jules!" Chris piped up. "Take me out for a smoke, will you? Fuck knows I might get lost!"

"'Kay." I replied getting up from the table.

Liam didn't protest...but maybe he would some other kind of way.

Chris didn't let us find out though.

"He's a nice old man, inne?" I nodded at Noel on our way out the door.

"Oh yeah." Chris agreed. "He's very clean!"

We went out to the patio and got situated in the chairs. Chris sparked up while I sat back and watched.

"They love each other, y'know." He pointed out.

"Oh I know." I told him.

He smirked. "It's your doin'. At least that's what everyone says anyway."

I smiled a little to myself.

He banged on about the tour of 2005 and how Noel set up that birthday party for Liam. It was hard to believe...but maybe not that hard.


Author's Note:

If only Liam was included in that picture at the top. I liked him on Facebook this morning. I didn't know he joined Facebook. I was in a rush to get this done so I know I didn't put in as much detail as I could have. I wanted to get it done in the hopes of writing a double post for Addie this weekend in honor of a certain someone's birthday. Thanks again for reading!

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