WARNING: Cringeworthy ocs coming in
Angelica: Hey everyone! The admin is brining some eeveelutions for us to meet!
Everyone: Hm?
The Admin: *drops some sacks in the middle of the room* have fun hoes *runs off*
Angelica: *opens a bag* Hi! I'm Angelica.
Eevee: Hi! I'm Coco and I'm the child of a Banette and a Lopunny. I'm the princess of a nearby kingdom and I- *is cut off by Angelica closing the bag*
Angelica: And we're done here lmao
Storm: *opens bag* Heyo I'm Storm
Vaporeon: Oh really? That's my name too
Storm: Wowza
Vaporeon: Yeah i was a protagonist for a while. I save a kingdom twice, but then I became a alcoholic and a verbally abusive father.
Storm: ..........wtf
Comet: *opens bag* Hihihihihi!
Jolteon: Ugh, shut up! My name is Jolt, and I was in the army for a while. On the job, I gave birth to a failure protagonist and a Mary-sue. I died randomly with no explanation
Comet: oh
Roman: *opens bag* SUP BITCH
Flareon: ugh hi. My name is Bramble. I was rejected by two girls and grew up with an alcoholic father that I eventually killed out of spite. This cause me to go batshit crazy and I ended up killing half of my entire kingdom. I died by some random riolu killing me and now I rule over a part of Pokémon hell
Roman: Jesus fucking Christ you belong in an insane asylum goodbye
Laurence: *opens bag* oh hi there!
Umbreon: Hi there! I'm Umbra and I'm a gypsy thief that was abandoned due to my village being destroyed. After meeting a Glaceon named feather, I found out that I had the power to read minds and to tell prophecies. I broke bramble's heart too even though I was his closest friend! After that I became a huge hero because I helped in him being killed!
Laurence: ...............fuck
Opal: *opens bag* hello?
Glaceon: Oh hiiiiiiii!!!!!! I'm Feather! I found out that at a young age that I was an immortal prophet that would always be right! I also helped Umbra discover her future as a prophet an-*is cut off by Opal shoving her back in the bag*
Opal: Fuck you. Just, fuck you.