Gods, Demigods, and Facebook

By windswept-

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Gods Demigods and Facebook
Author's Note | New Update Schedule and Other Info
Welcome to Facebook
Join the Club and a New Girl?
Leo(na)'s New Ships
Because This Is What Happens When An Author Has Writer's Block
Breaking Leo
Because Magic-8 Balls Are Totally Magic
Percabeth Overload and Siblings Making Up
Story Time with Annie
Story Time with Annie Part Two
Come to the Dark Side... We Have Kylo Ren
Facebook Games and Ego Checks
The Stuffed Panda Told Me So
You Smirk More Than Draco Malfoy
Reading the Books and All the Drama From That
Disney, Questions, and an OOC Zeus
More Questions, Fanfictions, and Immortality
Just a Series of Percabeth Moments and Maybe Some Harry Potter
When Boredom Strikes
Baby Stories with Sally
McDonald's With Nico
Life Lessons for the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood
A Dog Named Spot, Annoying Habits, and Call Me Maybe Renditions
More Awkward Moments with Nico
5SOS and Problems With Frazel
Delete the Underlined Portion
Accidental Turkey Pardons, Not So Great Memories, and Finger Painting
Perluke: A New Slash Ship Due to Zero Sleep
Coffee, Cake Pops, and Nico
This Is A Pen
Nico and Starbucks, A Sequel
Valentine's Day Special: The Beginning
Valentine's Day Special: The Return of Perluke
Breaking Handles and Game Night Grudges
We Will Now Interrupt The Games For A Much More Interesting Discussion
Note: Nico and Game Nights Do Not Mix
Those Dam Headcanons
Song References, Relationship Meddling, and Sneezes
Percy Being Stalked, Blue Food or Annabeth, and Craving Lettuce
Of Kit Kats and Pink Cupcakes (and Sass)
Leo's Pick-Up Line Failures
Another Update After A Night Of No Sleep
Stress, Jokes, and Flying: The Usual
Of Cults And Religions
The Last Author's Note

Riptide, Cribs, and Ratings

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By windswept-

Percy posted a status
I really need a new pen... I just lost my old one! :(

Annabeth: What's wrong with Riptide? And you can't lose it... Remember? It's enchanted?

Percy: Riptide's fine, why? And yeah, of course I know I can't lose it.

Annabeth: Then why...?

Percy: Ohhh, I meant I need a new pen to write with.

Annabeth: And you can't write with Riptide why?

Percy: ...

Percy: *slowly smirks* How about I show you instead? I'll be at your cabin in two minutes

___

Annabeth posted a status
Hey Mom? We kinda need a new desk at the cabin...

Athena: What happened?

Annabeth: Umm, it may or may not have been slashed through with a sword

Athena: *raises an eyebrow* How did you manage that?

Annabeth: I just wanted to know why Percy couldn't write with Riptide... I found my answer... First handedly...

Thalia: *stifles laughter* Really Annie? I thought you were Wise Girl? Did you think you could choose for it to stay a pen when you uncapped it?

Annabeth: *glares and blushes lightly* Shut up Thals... And don't call me Annie!

___

Hazel posted a status
So uh... What does idk, brb, ily mean?

Frank: Hazel? You really don't know?

Hazel: Uhh, no. That's why I'm asking?

Leo: *shakes head* Honestly Hazel, you were here before Percy!

Percy: Hey! I take offense to that!

Piper: Shut up, Valdez

Hazel: Is anyone going to answer my question?

Percy: I don't know, be right back, I love you

Hazel: Percy! I have a boyfriend! And you have a girlfriend!

Percy: *facepalms* No! I'm trying to answer your question! I don't know, be right back, and I love you

Hazel: You said that already. My reaction remains that same

Percy: I GIVE UP!

Piper: Hazel honey, idk mean I don't know, brb means be right back, and ily means I love you

Hazel: Oh... *blushes* Sorry Percy... Now I feel dumb :/

Frank: Don't worry Hazel, just poahf :)

Hazel: ...

Leo: Put on a happy face

Hazel: Uh thanks Leo?

Leo: No, poahf means put on a happy face

Hazel: *facepalms* I knew that. And thanks, Frank! :)

Frank: :)

Leo: Oh, I see how it is. I get a, "Uh thanks Leo?" and Frank gets a, "thanks, Frank! :)"

Piper: It's cause you're Leo, she probably thought you were teasing her or something since you make jokes a lot.

Leo: Well.

___

Zeus has reached Level 318 on God of Gods
WHO'S THE BOSS!?!? THAT'S RIGHT, I AM! BOW BEFORE ME LESSER PEASANTS!

Jason: You're still playing that game?

Thalia: Dad, we've stopped playing since like, two months ago!

Zeus: I JUST WANTED TO PROVE MYSELF OKAY

Poseidon: Wow Zeus, still on your dramatic phase? But it's not even a phase, it's just you. 

Zeus: Oh yeah? Well you'll always be the pessimistic one!

Athena: And your son has inherited your pessimism as well, it seems.

Percy: Hey now, it's realism. I prepare for the worst- which usually happens because guess who's the gods' clean up crew? Yeah, the demigods.

Poseidon: Just go organize the books in your crib, why don't you?

Apollo: You... Put your books... In a crib!?!?

Athena: *glares* Shut. Up. Who told you?

Poseidon: Aw, and what makes you think I'd tell you?

Athena: Hmm, maybe the flock of owl possibly coming your way?

Poseidon: *widens eyes in mock fear* Oh, the horror! But okay, it was Hermes

___

Athena posted a status
Hermes? *smiles sickly sweet*

Hermes: Oh, um, gotta go! More messages to be delivered!

Hermes has logged off

Percy: Poor Hermes...

Athena: You got that right for once

Athena has logged off

Percy: Yay!

Percy: ...

Percy: Wait...

Percy: Hey!

Annabeth: *rolls eyes playfully* Took you long enough Seaweed Brain

Percy: *mock pouts* Hurtful, Wise Girl :(

Annabeth: Oh shush, you know I was kidding

Percy: I did, but do I still get a kiss to make it better?

Thalia: *facepalms* Again with the kissing?

Nico: Seriously, take this elsewhere please! No one needs to read this.

Annabeth: *glares*

Percy: You guys are so annoying ugh

Thalia: *smiles fakely* Only for you, dear cousin

Percy has logged off

Annabeth has logged off

Nico: Gee, wonder what they're doing?

Elizabeth: I'm sorry, but I'm trying to keep this PG-13, thanks

Athena: ARE YOU SAYING THEY'RE NOT KEEPING IT PG-13?

Elizabeth: Um

Elizabeth has logged off

Athena: YOU BETTER MAKE THAT NOT BE TRU-

fin.

___

(A/N): Well, that was fun. Pretty short chapter but I honestly have no idea what to add to it. School starts in four days and I AM NOT READY UGHHH. CAN I JUST DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, BECOME A GARBAGE (WO)MAN AND SPEND ALL DAY IN THE TRASH PILE WHERE I BELONG ANYWAY??

Because let's be honest I am complete trash. My parents would be so proud.

... Ten years from now, I am going to find this again, and it is going to bite me in the ass.

Anyway, since school has started, Tuesdays have become bonus chapter days once again. Hope you enjoyed that month of regular updates because now it's probably not going to last.

Current Stats: 5.3K reads, 126 votes
Goals: 5.4 reads, 135 votes, 740 followers
Understandably, I cannot ask for many votes because some of you may have previously voted already, so it's only nine.

-Elizabeth


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