Tae: yo
Jung: ay
Tae: bro
Jung: sup
Tae: hey
Jung: hi
Tae: hello
Jung: are we just gonna keep listing greetings or what?
Tae: I was waiting for you to ask me that
Jung: okay then...so its a or what?
Tae: yeah
Jung: do you need something?
Tae: wellllllllllllllllllllll
Jung: well what?
Tae: my highschool is having a reunion and I need a date
Jung: ask Jimin
Tae: I did and he said no
Jung: I ain't gonna be your date
Jung: ask Yoongi hyung then
Tae: if I do and he says yes, he'll just roast me in front of my old classmates
Jung: true that
Tae: I don't have any one to ask except you but you already said you don't want to go
Jung: don't you have other friends?
Tae: yeah
Jung: so why not ask them?
Tae: Jin and Namjoon hyung are dating so they're out and Hoseok hyung has a date too he's out.....
Jung: I guess I'll go
Tae: wait, really?
Jung: hell no
Tae: and this is what I get for taking you to the amusement park? Rude
Tae: at least do something for me, honey 😭
Jung: Yeah, whatever
Jung: when is this reunion
Tae: GREAT!!! And it's on Friday, May 19
Jung: I'm free on that day
Tae: awesome!
Jung: what time is it and where do you want to meet up?
Tae: it's at 3pm and i can just pick up
Tae: I mean we are neighbors
Jung: oh yeah
Tae: Anyways, thank you very much, Jungkook! This means a lot to me!
Tae: I don't wanna be that lonely person after all these years and be coming back for a reunion showing up without a date and everyone will have one
Jung: ah...hahaha
Jung: yeah, that would be quite awkward
Tae: right? Lol
Tae: thanks again! I'm gonna eat dinner now byeeeeee
Jung: bye
(So, you just don't wanna be embarrassed? Hah - Jungkook)