100 Twisted Rules At Hogwarts!

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51- May not insinuate that all beautiful American exchange students to Gryffindor or Slytherin House in Harry Potter's Year are Lockhart's misbegotten heirs, even if it's true.

52- Peeves may not countermand any of my professors' or prefects' orders.

53- Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

54- I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.

55- It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".

56- I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

57- Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

58- I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

59- I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore"

60- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

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