21- I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house.
22- Attempting to sell your soul to the Dark Lord is forbidden.
23- So is selling anyone else's soul.
24- I am not allowed to scowl at the firsties.
25- Especially the Hufflepuffs.
26- Especially in when I am in my Lord Voldemort costume.
27- I may not write notes to Filch saying " Was wondering if you could sweep up in the dungeon with me, you sexy beast." And sign it "your master, Severus".
28- Especially if you put "p.s.Bring a first year this time, slave." at the end.
29- I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Lupin's office door.
30- Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle's first names are, respectively, Draco, Vincent and Gregory, not Larry, Darryl and Darryl.
