A/N: in the past few decades you guys gave me truth & dares! and nowwww its gonna be here! So I hope you enjoy it aaand I hope it comes out well. And also! Sorry for not publishing I've been really busy, lost inspiration, school, laziness & etc
Y/N's POV
"Sure! I've done my prayers for my fellow cookies" I said, the boys looked at me weird,
"See! This girl high!!" Tord said, I slapped the back of his head,
"I am not! But enough about me being high.. Which Im NOT. Like Edd said.. Lets play truth or dare" I said,
"Yeah!" Edd said, "So who is asking f-"
"Actually Edd, I got some... people to ask us some" I said,
(When I insert your truth/dare and if it includes "Y/N" you will be both.. I hope this isn't confusing ;-; )
"You got random strangers to ask us stuff..?" Tom asked,
"Kinda? They aint strangers though, I know them. But you guys dont.. Kinda" I said,
"Stop making it confusing and go" Tord said,
"Alright! So! Uhm.. Okay so.. May the first person come in?" I said,
A person comes in,
"Okay! I am here" The_Goddis said,
"We can see tha-" Tord said, I stomped his foot to stop talking,
"Okay, go" I said,
"Okay so.. Matt!" The_Goddis said,
"Yes? Do you need an autograph?" Matt said while he admired himself in the mirror,
"No? Not yet? Well, truth or dare?" The_Goddis said,
"Truth~" Matt said,
"Okay, so.. If you could, would you want to have sex with a mirror?" The_Goddis said, Matt's eyes widened and looked at her, "Why uh... hm.. thats a difficult question"
"Oh my.." Edd mumbled,
"Well! I would love to! But Im not THAT obsessed with myself... or am I?" Matt said,
"..." The_Goddis said, "I.. Oh dear" she ran outside the house and ran away... her mind is having images then..
"Great. You scared the girl, Matt" Tom said,
"Hey! I chose truth and I said it" Matt said,
"Yeah, yeah! Okay next personnnn" I said,
"Okay, Ill just get at it, Tom! Truth or dare?" GalaxyHearts714 asked,
"Dare" Tom said,
"I dare you to slap Tor-" GalaxyHearts714 said,
"Ill be glad to slap Tord!" Tom said as he scrolled up his sleeve,
"AND! To say hentai freak when you slap him" GalaxyHearts714 said,
"Wait what?!" Tord yelled,
"HENTAI FREAK" Tom said as he slapped the shit out of Tord, GalaxyHearts714 started laughing and rolling around the floor,
"You better start rolling outta here if you dont wanna get killed" I said giggling, GalaxyHearts714 continued laughing and rolled out the doorrrr,
"Next human beinggg" I said,
The next person comes through the window,
"My window!" Edd said,
"Sorry!" Lizzieliz18 said, "I just wanted to come here dramatically"
"Its fine... They can fix it later" I said calmly, then the boys looked at me a gave me a 'bish wut' look,
"Okeiii.. Everyone! Truth or dare?" Lizzieliz18 asked,
"Dare" Tom, Tord and Edd said,
"Truth" Matt and I said in union with the other three,
"There's more people in dare! So lets go on ahead with a dare.. Okay! So I dare you guys to eat a Carolina ghost pepper" Lizzieliz18 said while smiling devilishly,
"This should be easy" Tord said while Carolina ghost peppers appeared in our hands,
"Do you even know how spicy these things are?" I asked Tord,
"Nope!" Tord said as he shoved the whole pepper in his mouth, this bitch stupid,
"You shouldn't have done that" Edd said,
"See! No probl-" Tord said when suddenly he just screamed in pain.. liek burning pain... I aint helping him,
"w-w-" Tord said as he ran around,
"Are you trying to say your ABC's cuz the alphabet dont start with w" I said, Lizzieliz18 giggled at what I said,
"I think he wants water" Edd said,
"Nah. Let him suffer" Tom said, Matt continued examinating the pepper, I took a small bite out of the pepper, its hot.. like burning hot... a bit... since im not that stupid enough to eat the whole thing.. *ahem* Tord *ahem*
"WHERE IS THE WATER!!" Tord yelled as he ran around,
"Look for it you live here" I said looking at him,
"YOU LITTLE- AAAHHH hOT HOT" Tord said as he continued running around,
"Does that satisfies you ma'am?" I asked,
"Yes! Great doing business doing with you!" Lizzieliz18 said as she went through another window,
"MY OTHER WINDOW!" Edd said,
"Shhh its going to be okay you can fix it later" I said,
"How can you be so calm when bOTH our window are broken, Y/N?!" Tom exclaimed, I put my finger in his lips, meaning to shut up,
"Alright next person!" I said,
"Im here!" GenoDaMeifwa said,
"Hello" Edd, Tom, Matt & I said,
"Hi! Okay, so.. Let me get started, the one and only Edd!" GenoDaMeifwa said,
"That's me!" Edd said,
"Truth or d-" GenoDaMeifwa was saying,
"Dare!" Edd said,
"I dare you to lock up Tord in a room and blast sunshine lollipops until he cries" GenoDaMeifwa said,
"Isn't that a bit cruel?" Edd asked,
"Nope! Its completely fine! He will love it!" I said,
"Will love what?" Tord asked,
"The dare you are part of~" I said, Tord groaned, I smiled and grabbed Tord by his wrist and dragged him to a closet,
"Follow me peeps" I said as I continued walking, everyone followed behind, as soon we got to the closet I tossed Tord into the closet, turned on the bluetooth speaker inside the closet and closed the door shut,
"Die" I whispered, Edd got his phone out and looked for the song,
"Aha! Found it!" Edd said, as he played the song and turned up the volume to the max,
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Tord yelled then he got quiet... as soon as he heard the tune he began hitting the door, "LET ME OUT YOU ASSHOLES!!"
"A dare is a dare~" I said, GenoDaMeifwa began laughing,
"OPEN THE DOOR IM FUCKING SERIOUS! IM GOING TO DIE!!" Tord yelled, "GRAHHHH"
"Are you crying yet?" Tom asked as he smirked,
"YOU L-LI-LITTLE FUCKS" Tord yelled, "IM DONE IM.." Tord began crying, I unlocked the door,
"If I were you.. I would've started running" I told GenoDaMeifwa ,
"You right.. BYEEEE" GenoDaMeifwa began running away, Tord opened the door, his eyes were red, oh geezzz, Tord looked at me for a long time,
"Hi! Welcome to earth! What can I help you with?" I asked, Tord rolled his eyes,
"Can.. We.. get this over with. Im done. Im fucking done." Tord said as he wiped his face,
"We just need 6 more" I said, "Calm down"
"What the actual fuck" Tord said, "Im going to murder everyone here I swear"
Back In The Living Room
"HEY!" ell_thetordfan said as she suddenly appeared,
"Hey!" I said, "Okay! Go ahead and start"
"Alright! Tord!" ell_thetordfan said, Tord looked at her, he is already mad, he doesn't want to do this anymore.. This isn't going to end up well..
Tord's POV
"Truth or dare?" ell_thetordfan smirked,
"Truth" I said,
"Alright! Dare!" ell_thetordfan said, wait.. I SAID TRUTH NOT DARE, I am going to kiLL thIs pErSoN
"I dare you, Tord, to kiss... Y/N" ell_thetordfan said smirking, I got hot... really hot, Im probably red right now.. shit,
"No, no, no! Make him kiss someone else, I am NOT kissing this.. this.. this... whatever he is!" Y/N said,
"Im not kissing Y/N. Never" I said,
"You heard her~ A dare is a dare~" Edd said looking at Y/N and I,
"eDD! yOu liTtlE ShITeU!" I said,
"Kiss, kiss, kiss~" Matt sang, they pulled Y/N and I to the center of the room so we could be face to face,
"Im going to die" I mumbled,
"Thank god" Y/N whispered, this girl.. ugh,
"I heard that" I mumbled,
"Well, good for you" Y/N whispered,
"KISS NOW" ell_thetordfan said, while taking out a phone to take a picture,
"Make mommy proud" She whispered,
"... Is you okay?" Tord said,
"Do the dare guys, we don't have all day" Edd said,
"N TO THE O, NOOOO" Y/N yelled, and looked at me then made puking noises... this boTCH,
1 hour later..
"C'MON DO THE DAREEE" ell_thetordfan said,
"NO" Y/N & I said,
Tom's POV
I cant believe Im going to do this.. but these 2 kids are taking long,
I went behind Tord and signaled Edd to get behind Y/N, and she did,
3... 2... 1
KISS
"AHHHHHHH" Y/N & Tord both yelled,
"WHO WHAT WHY ...Edd & Tom" Y/N yelled, "I HAD TO FEEL HIS CRUSTY ASS LIPS CUZ OF YOU 2, STOOPPPPP"
"HEY!" Tord yelled semi-blushing... blushing... I looked at Y/N.. THEY ARE BLUSHING,
"AHHHH MY SHIP" ell_thetordfan screeched, and with that she happily left,
"I think I also found my ship" I said smirking,
"You asshole" Y/N said,
Y/N's POV
"Im going to bleach my lips, brb" I said, and walked passed by Tom,
"You know you liked it" Tom whispered, I punched Tom in the gut, real hard, he flew to Mars, I smiled,
"BET YOU LIKED THAT" I yelled and continued walking to the laundry room,
Years of bleaching later..
"Next... person" I said,
"Hi there my name is LittleProxy21 " LittleProxy21 said,
"Hey there! So go ahead and do your thing" I said,
"Okay everyone! Truth or dare?" She asked,
"Truth" We all said, we are probably tired of getting dared.. hA, hA, hA... no? Okay
"Okay so! Edd! Do you like Matt?" She asked,
"Yes! Very much! He is an awesome friend" Edd said brightly,
I wonder if Matt just got friendzoned right there...
"Okay! Now Matt! If you could change something about something about yourself what would it be?" LittleProxy21 asked,
"Well~ I don't think I would change anything about myself... Everything is perfect about me! My hair~ My face~ My everything~!" Matt beamed,
"You could change your personality! That's what you need to change" Tom said,
"What's wrong with my personality?!" Matt exclaimed,
"You are very.. narcissistic or self centered... Its probably the same thing..." Tom said, Matt was looking at his reflection while Tom spoke,
"Yeah, what were you saying?" Matt asked,
"Ugghhhh, nevermind" Tom said,
"Ooookayyyy, Tom! Would you rather be a cat or a dog for a whole day?" LittleProxy21 asked,
"Id be Tom for a whole day" Tom said,
"You aren't answering LittleProxy21 's question" I told Tom,
"I did!!! I said- meh, forget it" Tom said, LittleProxy21 had a blank face on,
"alRIGHTY THEN. Tord! Why do you call Tom, 'Jehova's witness'?" LittleProxy21 asked,
"Why do I really call him Jehova's witness? I don't really know, all I know is that I hate him" Tord answered,
"Sounds reasonable, and finally! Y/N! Who do you like?" LittleProxy21 asked me,
All of the sudden I felt hard glares looking at me from everyone... shit, I glared at Tord then looked at LittleProxy21 ,
"No one? Yeah, no one" I said, Tord smirked,
"Its obvious she has a thing for me~" Tord smirked,
"I fucking don't" Y/N said,
"Are you sure~? I mean-" LittleProxy21 said, but I just gave her this glare no one would want to get, "Ill be quiet"
"Its fine, you can leave now" I said, LittleProxy21 left and out of the blue she yelled,
"TORD AND Y/N IS OTP!!" and left running,
"...." We all stayed silent,
"Okay! Hey! Hi! Hello! Im lyricpearl !" lyricpearl said,
"Hello there! Sorry our friends, Tord and Y/N aren't functioning well right now! But go ahead and do your thing!" Edd said,
"Okay? Edd, truth or dare?" lyricpearl asked,
"Dare! >:3" Edd said,
"I dare you~ To drink all the cola until you get a sugar overload" lyricpearl said,
"I WOULD GLADLY DO THAT" Edd exclaimed and ran to the fridge and drank all the cola,
"AHAHAHAHAHA" Edd laughed, yelled & etc, Edd ran around the house,
"Im mentally stable now! What did I miss?" I said, then I saw everyone looking outside, so the nosy person I am, I went over there to see what's up, then I saw Edd... what the hell...
"What's up with him?" I asked them,
"He is in a sugar overload" lyricpearl said smiling,
"Oh no" I said,
"HAHAHAHA.." Edd fell face flat on the grass,
"Oh well! He should be up the next month or so" I said,
"..." lyricpearl stayed silent, "Can I stay by then?"
"No, go home kid" Tord said,
"Fine! Bye everyone!!" lyricpearl said and left and took Edd with her... Oh wEELLL
"Okay next person? Bejeweled_Cookie " I said,
"yEZ, THAT'S ME" Bejeweled_Cookie said,
"Go ahead and ask" I said,
"Okay! Tord! Truth or dare?" Bejeweled_Cookie asked,
"T-" Tord said,
"No one cares! Okay! Dare! I dare you to go out to the lawn and dance like a chicken to Sunshine Lollipops for 30 seconds without screaming while our lovely Y/N films you~! Easy? Easy!" Bejeweled_Cookie said,
"Why does everyONE DOES THIS TO ME" Tord yelled,
"Because we love you!" Bejeweled_Cookie said, "Now do it!"
"Can I kill myself?" Tord asked,
"Yeah, when you finish doing the dare. Now lets go outside" I said and walked to the lawn,
Minutes later...
"Do I have to do this?" Tord asked,
"Yes, now go!" I said, Tord groaned and walked more to the center of the lawn, while I looked for the song and connwctedbit to my speaker,
"Okay, IM...REaDY" Tord cried,
"Okay! 3... 2... 1, go!" I said,
"SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS.." the sound cake out of the speaker,
Tord began to do the chicken dance while I recorded,
30 seconds later...
"And done!" Matt said, Tord collapsed,
"Awh already?" I whined, and stopped the video,
"Yes! And that's all of the truth and dares! So that means we are done!" Matt said,
"Dammit" Y/N said,
"Thank god!" Tom yelled and went back inside,
"Awh! It was fun while it lasted! Well! Lets head back inside, Im tired" Edd said, & Matt nodded in agreement & followed him back inside,
I looked back at Tord, he is still knocked out, Ugghhhh I have to wake him up now ._.
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A
/N 2: Hello everyone! Im glad u made it to the bottom of the chapter!
Im sorry I made yall wait, if I missed any t or d & im sorry if this chapter is crappy ;; I just lost practice & yeah ;^;
H
ow have you guys been? Also! Any ideas for the next chapters? Or a personal Q&A? :)
Well hope you guys enjoyedddd! Byeeee!
p.s FandomObsessedTrash & Meifwateen im sorry I didn't add hentai, I couldn't think of anything ;-;