why am i here
theres a boy
oh now hes a man
and another man
with silver hair
the first boy man has a crush on the silver man
lets call the first boy man yuri
he is 23
and he fucked up in his last skating performance
and now hes crying in a bathroom
knock knock
whos there
oh its yuri plisetsky
which makes a lot of sense
now we have yuris!!! on ice
yuri plisetsky says we cant have two yuris on the ice
but you totally can
but he doesnt want it for some reason
also russia
yuri goes outside and finishes school
he returns home to japan
also he's really fat
his ballet teacher that will only be relevant to that one episode tells him to exersize
yuri says no and eats more pork cutlet bowls
yuri goes to the skating rink
remember silver hair man?
his name is victor
he just so happens to be a gold medal skater
and a youtube fan
ding ding
incoming text from victor nikiforov
yo i saw your video says victor
what video says yuri
the video of you coping victors skating routine says the entire skating universe
what says yuri
yuri runs home
dog knocks him over
dog looks like yuris dead dog that yuri bought when he was 13 that he named after victor because victor got a dog that yuri looks like his dog
makes a lot of sense
wait my dogs dead says yuri
and the only other dog that looks in the world is..
yuri runs to the hot spring
a hot russian guy is in the spring
it also happens to be victor
victor says he will be yuris coach
also he is naked
but that doesnt matter
because every coach shows up at their students house naked
WHAT says yuri
to be continued