Hello wonderful ladies and gents!
My name is...
Jace Jester Quinn
I am 19 years old
Devilishly handsome
And, to top it all off,
Son of the two most feared people in Gotham
The Joker
And
Harley Quinn
You are so very lucky to be reading this
Because now you get to know all about...
Me!
I promise, I'm entertaining
So don't leave
Just because you think I'm a cocky asshole
Which I am...
But that doesn't matter!
Sit down!
Stay a while!
Let's have some fun!