Not All Blondes do Backflips
A novel by: CrayonChomper
Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction*
> This story is hillariously good! No I'm not making fun of this story. Hence, this story is making fun of us--well, Lennon is. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she will make fun of us one way or the other. Yeah, I'm also sure we'll be pissed. Because WHY in the world does she have all the funny lines a person could ever have? I mean she's blonde and she's got blue eyes..she's supposed to be-- Another Yeah for me, she's definitely gonna kill me for saying that.