Did you know that in movies they fucking starve some actors if they want them to look trim as shit?
That's fucked up.
That's the price of abs.
I have serious respect for anyone who's ever taken the time to work out.
Because fuck that.
Like, seriously?
How?
I have abs lmao
Pics or it didn't happen
one image attached.
well fuck me, it did happen.
Babe what the fuck.
How?
How is that physically possible?
You get mad, you run.
I have anger issues.
I run a lot.
BUT STILL.
Whenever I get angry I cry in my room with Avril Lavigne blasting and ice-cream.
It works just as well.
Problem is, it's cute when girls have a little pity party.
With guys?
We're just being bitches.
You'd probably look cute.
I'm still in awe at the sheer amount if effort you put into having abs.
You're a psycho.
Yeah, well. What was your first clue?
I'm low-key worried you're going to screenshot.
The only thing is screenshot is your most likely cute face.
You're weird as shit.
I know.
Why do you think I didn't have any friends in school when I was little?
Wow, that's upsetting.
Tell me about it.
I was only friends with this girl called Grace who was three years older than me.
She moved.
Probably because of me.
I'm sure that's not true.
Maybe a little bit.
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Pics or it didn't happen:
i felt like uploading this chapter early so y'all could get a good look of sloane's mans parker
also, shit's about to go down :)))
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lots of love,
- sage xx