PARKER I SAW A DOG TODAY.
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And you're telling me why?
DID YOU SEE THE PICTURE?
IT'S THE FLUFFIEST PUPPY EVERY.
MY HEARTTT.
yeah, I guess it's cute.
YOU GUESS?
are you a dog person by any chance?
what was your first clue?
dogs are better than people.
Do you have a dog?
YES.
his name is James.
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he's only a year old.
only a year?
Jesus Christ.
he's popular with the ladies too.
neighbour's dogs love him.
is he a German Shepherd?
Cross Husky.
okay, he's pretty cute.
really cute.
can I have your dog.
I think not.
worth a try.
James is the literal best.
why James?
I'm not sure.
My dad was a little tipsy when he bought him and thought James would be the best name possible.
he was pretty confused when he found out we had a dog the next morning.
does that mean your dog was an accident?
NO.
HE WAS A HAPPY MISTAKE.
so an accident?
hey, the best type of accident possible.
I wasn't saying he wasn't.
Good.
Because if you were I would have to kill you.
wow, harsh.
It's what all dog haters deserve.
What if someone's allergic.
all I'm saying is that even if you can't read you can enjoy a book.
even if you can't pat a dog, you can love it.
wait, what was the first point?
how else can you enjoy a book?
sniff it?
delete my number.