Hey who are you
Excuse me?
We've been talking for like a month.
Yeah, I know, I'm a friend of the girl you call 'babe'.
I took her phone when she wasn't looking.
Because that's what all friends do.
Woah, shut the fuck up.
you're the one who asked me.
Yeah, but what's your name?
Doesn't it say in contact?
It's just 'babe'.
If course it is.
Why don't you just look through our texts?
That would be an invasion of privacy.
...
you're kidding, right?
No.
I don't want to know if you guys have been sexting.
I can assure you, we haven't been.
I'll only believe you if you tell me your name.
Parker.
AW CUTE.
You really are friends with her.
so does that mean she talks about me?
a little, yeah.
what about?
well first it was when you first texted her.
she texted me saying that she was gonna fuck around with you.
guessed as much.
then every so often she says that 'he fucking hates me it's hilarious'.
well, I don't fucking hate her.
I just vehemently dislike her.
wow, cute.
is there anything else you wanted?
yeah.
so who the fuck are you?
I'm just a guy who regrets ever typing in the wrong number.