Chapter 1 Killer's secret lover.
It was February 16th, a little after 2:39 PM. Killer was in the room with the door.
It was loud because Waky Pants, Kloud, Butter Cup, Retainea and Bobby Joe J were having a screaming contest for some unknown reason.
There was a knock on the door and the only person who heard it was Killer.
Killer went and opened the door too see a girl with blonde hair with blue high light and blue eyes.
"Mary Gold?!?!?!?!?" Killer exclaimed.
"Oh Kob" Mary Gold said tackling Killer.
Both of them slid into Killer's throne room and Killer hit head on the stairs that keep his throne off the ground.
"OW!" Killer yelled in pain holding the back of his head.
"Oh Kob, I was so worried about you, I though you left me" Mary Gold said still on top of Killer.
Angela walked over and looked down at Killer "Who's this" Angela asked.
"A-Angela, I-I can explain" Killer said as Mary Gold got off of him.
"Kob, who is this" Mary Gold asked looking at Angela.
"Who is Kob" Angela asked.
"He is" Mary Gold said pointing at Killer.
"That's Killer, not Kob" Angela said.
"Kob, explain" Mary Gold said.
"Well ya see since you were gone so long-" Killer said getting cut off by Kloud walking into the room.
"I heard Killer in pain" Kloud said.
Kloud looked at Mary Gold then slid up too her.
"Heeeeeey. I am Kloud Lancelot. A great a brave knight" Kloud said leaning on Mary Gold's shoulder.
"I'm engaged" Mary Gold said.
"So. Just because someone has a shield doesn't mean you can't attack" Kloud said.
"She's engaged too me" Killer said.
"Heeeeeey" Kloud said sliding out of the room.
"Is that why you won't go out with me" Angela said.
"Great. There goes the master plan" Killer said.
Jena walked down stairs.
"I heard someone was here" Jena said.
"Jena? What are you doing here?" Mary Gold asked Jena.
"Mary Gold? Is that you? Long time no see" Jena replied.
"Kob, what is Jena doing here" Mary Gold asked.
"I heard voices" Waky Pants said with a fork in her mouth.
"Cousin Waky Pants?" Mary Gold said.
"Mary Gold?" Waky Pants said.
"Wait, cousin?" Killer said.
"Yeah, don't you remember she baby sat us a long time ago" Mary Gold said.
"Oh yeah, now I remember" Killer said.
"What are you doing here, Mary Gold" Waky Pants asked.
"I came too see my Fiancée" Mary Gold said.
"Who are you engaged too" Waky Pants asked.
"Kob" Mary Gold said.
"Who's Kob..." Waky Pants asked.
"Killer" Angela replied.
"OH YEAH, I REMEMBER NOW. You were little Kob, the brutal little stink that almost killed some kids" Waky Pants said.
"How- Never mind that. I have a lot of explaining to do" Killer said getting into his throne.
"Is it story time" Waky Pants asked.
"Yes. Now go get everyone" Killer said.
"CAN DO" Waky Pants said running off.
2 minutes later and Waky Pants got everyone into the throne room.
"So, what is going" Kloud asked.
"Shhhhhhhhh, it story time" Waky Pants said.
"Where should I start" Killer said.
"How about the whole you being called Killer" Mary Gold said.
"I guess how it started isn't a bad start" Killer started.
(I'm too freaking lazy too type what went on in the past books so if you want too know what is going on, Killer is basically explaining all the other books)
A good hour or so went by.
"So, all these people are helping you fight these two beings called The Gurgalstines and you need all the help you can get" Mary Gold said.
"Yes" Killer said.
"It's settled. Count me in" Mary Gold said standing up.
"But we are all skilled fighters. You don't know how too fight" Killer said.
"Who said I couldn't learn" Mary Gold said with a giggle.
"You're family already hates me as it is. I don't want you getting hurt and then I'm the one who gets the blame" Killer said.
"I can still learn" Mary Gold said.
"We don't really have anything you can use. But I think you should be trained in the dagger" Killer said.
"I should choose what I get too use" Mary Gold said.
"We'll see about that" Killer said.
"You don't have faith in me, do you" Mary Gold said.
"I have faith in you" Killer said.
"Why don't you show" Mary Gold said.
"You're lucky too even have me show up without my jacket" Killer said.
"Well I came with a letter as well. So here" Mary Gold said handing Killer a lettler.
"Let's see who this is from" Killer said taking the letter and looking at the seal.
"A letter from The Gold family. This can't be good" Killer said opening the letter.
Killer read the letter out loud "Dear Jason Family, we have a small problem at Neven, a band of thiefs are starting too rob some of the nobles and you are the only others that can help. Please come as fast as possible. The Gold Family" The letter read.
"So we're having some thiefs in that town" Kloud said.
"You know anything Kloud" Killer asked.
"Yes, if the band of thiefs are taking from nobles it means that The Neven Bandits are back" Kloud said.
"So we're off to Neven" Killer said.
"Alright, let's go" Mary Gold said.
Everyone went too the town of Neven.
"So the king won't do anything about it" Killer said.
"Some people say he is the one commanding them" Kloud said.
"Dang, well I guess that's where we should start" Killer said.
So everyone went too the castle.
"Knock Knock" Killer said walking into the castle.
"Who invited you" The king said.
"That's for me too know and you too never find out" Killer said.
"Well whatever you're doing here make it quick. I'm kinda busy" The king said.
"With what" Killer asked.
"There has been a band of thiefs robbing the nobles. I'm trying too find them" The king said.
"Leave it too us" Killer said.
"What use is a Mock Demon" The king said.
"I can sniff them out just by smelling where they have been. And boy does it reak of thiefs in here" Killer said.
"Then start finding them" The king said.
"We'll be back" Killer said leaving the castle.
"Can you really find them" Mary Gold.
"I've found harder" Killer said.
"That's what I like too hear" Mary Gold said.
"So start tracking" Kloud said.
Killer ran off into the forest.
Everyone followed.
Killer got too a clearing with a group of people.
"Found ya" Killer said.
"How many people are here" Jena asked.
"About 30 or so" Psycho said.
"Damn, how did they find us here" One of the bandits said.
"What do we do boss" Another one said.
"By looks of it some are nobles, so I guess take the blonde haired chick and the green haired chick" The boss said.
Killer unsheathed the Seven Sin Sword and tried too attack the guy going after Mary Gold but the guy jumped over Killer's sword.
Another went for Jena but she did a backflip pulling out the Elbow Gazer's.
Jena attacked the guy going after her and he went back quite aways.
The guy who went after Mary Gold grabbed her and jumped over Killer again.
"You failed too get green hair" The boss said.
"I have a name" Jena said.
"Well we didn't really get it" The boss said.
"And you're not gonna" Killer said attacking the boss.
"You're amazingly fast for someone with a big sword" The boss said.
"Hey boss, careful, that's the Jason boy" One of the other thiefs said.
"You mean he's a Mock Demon. Good, now I can use this weapon" The boss said pulling out a blackish sword.
"Not on my watch" Killer said swing his sword.
The boss jumped back and landed next too the guy who had Mary Gold.
"Give me the girl" The boss said.
"Yes sir" The guy said handing the boss Mary Gold.
"You should do what I say or she dies" The boss said putting the sword too Mary Gold's neck.
"Don't do it" Mary Gold said.
"You'll pay" Killer said.
"Do we have a deal" The boss said.
"No, we don't" Killer said pulling out a shotgun and shooting the boss in the face with it.
"What?" The guy who had Mary Gold said.
"CATCH" Killer said throwing the shotgun too Mary Gold.
Mary Gold grabbed it and shot the dude next too him.
"Psycho, go crazy with the killing" Killer said.
Psycho started killing people left and right.
One of the other thiefs grabbed the blackish sword and ran at Killer.
The guy with the sword tried too attack Killer but Killer turned around and blocked the attack.
"How the hell did you see that coming. No matter, I'll go after blonde hair" The guy with the sword said.
The guy with the sword went too attack Mary Gold but Killer used himself as a human shield for Mary Gold.
The guy slashed Killer on the back and white type of liquid came out of Killer's back.
Killer hit the ground in pain.
The guy with the sword attacked Killer a few more times.
Mary Gold snapped and started beating the guy with the sword up.
Jena went over and helped Killer up.
"Killer, you okay" Jena asked.
"No, how did they even get that kind of sword..." Killer said in pain.
"You'll heal fast, right" Jena asked.
"That sword harms Mock's like when you attack a normal person with a normal sword" Killer replied still in pain.
"So what kind of minerals are used too make the sword" Jena asked.
"I don't know" Killer said in pain.
"I should take it too my lab and find out" Jena said.
"Just don't touch the blade" Killer said still in pain.
Psycho ran over too Killer.
"Dude, your girlfriend is kicking ass. I thought you said she couldn't fight" Psycho said.
"I did say that didn't I. Well I was half wrong. When she gets mad enough she actually becomes stronger then me" Killer said still in pain.
Mary Gold basically slaughtered the guy who attacked Killer.
after 2 Minutes the guy stopped moving.
Mary Gold went back to Killer.
"Are you okay" Mary Gold asked.
"Do I look okay?" Killer replied.
"Sorry, I am a burden" Mary Gold said.
"You're not a burden. Just learn how too use that gun" Killer said.
"I can give her lessons" Jair said.
"Make a move on her and you'll be the next too die" Killer said.
"Don't worry, I won't" Jair said.
"What happens if Psycho makes a move on her" Kloud said.
"He'll die a slow and painful death" Killer said.
"Is that a threat" Psycho said.
"I may be in a lot of pain but I can still kick your sorry butt" Killer said.
"Do I want too take that risk or not" Psycho said.
"Should we go back too the king" Mary Gold said.
"Yeah, he's paying for this" Killer said standing up
Mary Gold helped Killer too the castle at Neven.
"There, they're dead. You owe us" Killer said.
"How, all I did what tell you too find them" The king said.
"Yeah I know, but we killed them. So you gotta pay us now because your the reason I'm in this state" Killer said.
"What do you mean" The king asked.
"You're the one that is actually robbing the nobles" Killer said.
"Smart one, ain't ya" The king said.
"How did you find out" Mary Gold asked.
"Yeah, how did you" The king asked.
"I didn't until just now" Killer said.
"Did I walk into that" The king said.
"Yes, yes you did" Jena said.
"So what are you gonna do with me" The king said.
"I guess it's a good thing I called King Canada" Killer said.
"You want to start a war" The king said.
"I have King Canada. I think I'll win" Killer said.
"Fine, I'll return everything I took" The king said.
"Good, now let's head home, I'm starting too black out" Killer said.
Everyone went back too Killer's castle.
"I have some research to do" Jena said.
"Let us know what you find, I'll like too know what I'm avoiding" Killer said.
"Can do" Jena said.
Mary Gold bandaged Killer up a little.
"Today was kinda fun, but now I need too heal a little bit, I might be fine tomorrow, well for battle anyways" Killer said.
"So we're not going to dimension jump anytime soon" Mary Gold said.
"Nope. Now I need some rest, everything is spinning" Killer said.
Mary Gold took Killer upstairs and too his bedroom.
Who knows what the future will hold.
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Okay yeah. Um, I have the first chapter done. Mary Gold's name needs to be said like that because it sounds weird and I know way too many fictional characters named Mary.
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