(A/N): A part of this chapter draws inspiration from a fanfiction I read a long time ago and I don't remember the title, so just a shoutout to that.
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Annabeth posted a status
Well, I decided to try and read the books. The beginning of the Sea of Monsters is so awkward...
Piper: I know! I started reading it too! Even the title of the first chapter is weird. Although my mom would flip.
Aphrodite: What is it?
Piper: Ummm
Aphrodite: Never mind, I'll look for it myself!
Aphrodite has logged off
Aphrodite has logged on
Aphrodite: *squeal* YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE GETTING MARRIED!
Annabeth: Of all the books she could've read for the first time... *facepalms*
Percy: What is it? Because frankly, I have been in many, many awkward moments...
Aphrodite: IT SAID, "MY BEST FRIEND SHOPS FOR A WEDDING DRESS," ANNABETH IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, SO THAT MEANS SHE WAS SHOPPING FOR A WEDDING DRESS!!!!!! *continues squealing*
Percy: Not Annabeth- I mean, she is my best friend- But like, not that best friend- I mean, she's also more than a fr- You know what? It's not Annabeth, that's all.
Poseidon: Percy... If you continue, you're going to give Athena a coronary haha
Athena: *gripping the holds of her chair, and pale white. Doesn't even have the strength to glare at Poseidon or Percy*
Nico: Wait, if it isn't Annabeth... Your other best friends are Thalia, Grover, and me. You hadn't even met Thalia or I, so that means-
Percy: Finally! Someone realizes it's not Annabeth!
Thalia: *stifles laughter* Wait, so Goat Boy-
Percy: Yep
Grover: *mutters* Shut up...
Thalia: HAHAHAHA
Nico: That's not the funniest thing. I just checked out the book. Want to know an even funnier part about Goat Boy and his wedding dress?
Thalia: Um, YES!
Nico: "In my dream, Grover was wearing a wedding dress." GOAT BOY WAS ACTUALLY WEARING THE WEDDING DRESS!!!
Thalia: Hahahaha
Connor: Wow Grover, who's the lucky... guy?
Grover: Shut up -.- I don't bat for that team, Juniper is proof of that
Connor: I don't know... Maybe you and Percy, eh?
Percy: ...
Thalia: Connor! Why would you even say that?
Percy: Thank you Thals!
Thalia: It's obvious he and Annabeth are going to get married, they're already dating
Annabeth: -.- We're not getting married, no one's getting married, alright?
Percy: At least, not yet ;)
Poseidon: Athena's gotten even paler... Not sure how that's possible but wow
Leo: WHY IS GROVER WEARING A WEDDING DRESS???
Nico: Hmm, because Clarisse and Chris are getting married, and he's trying on the wedding dress for fun?
Chris: WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!!!
Clarisse: You have ten seconds, I'm being nice...
Nico: ...
Nico has logged off
Clarisse: *cackles*
Chris: Are you actually going to... You know...
Clarisse: Nope, just wanted to scare him *smirks*
Chris: ...
Jason: So if no one's getting married, why is Grover in a wedding dress?
Percy: Well, technically there will be a wedding planned involving Grover... But it never happens. Actually, Clarisse got in the middle of it and ended it. In more ways than one... Remember that?
Clarisse: *glares at Percy virtually* Shut. Up. Prissy.
Percy: Well technically- Never mind. Shutting up...
Poseidon: Wait, so Percy and Annabeth aren't getting married? Because I just flashed myself into a black tux with a red rose in my pocket...
Percy: DAD!
Poseidon: What? *looks innocent while watching Athena's eye twitch, making him laugh internally*
Aphrodite: OH, WILL SOMEONE GET MARRIED ALREADY? I CAN'T JUST BE LEFT HANGING AFTER THIS WHOLE THING STARTED!
Ares: Chris and Clarisse then... *shrugs and flashes into a similar suit like Poseidon's*
Hermes: I've got nothing against that *does the same thing as Ares*
Chris: ...
Clarisse has logged off
Zeus: *rolls eyes* It's obviously not Chris and Clarisse, because it's Piper and Jason. *flashes into a wedding suit as well*
Aphrodite: Oh! I can't wait! Piper darling, why didn't you tell me? *flashes into a dress for a wedding*
Piper: Mom! We aren't getting married!
Jason: ...
Aphrodite: Fine, if it's not Percabeth, Claris, or Jiper, then who is it? Grover's in a wedding dress, and this whole thing already started, I WANT TO SEE A COUPLE GET MARRIED!!!!
Piper: My mom, everybody...
Aphrodite: Aw, love you too- Wait, what's with those ellipses?
Piper: Nothing Mom, nothing at all...
Aphrodite: ...
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Percy posted a status
AWWW, THERE'S A MOUSE THAT JUST CAME OUT OF A CRACK, AND IT'S SOOOO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annabeth: Percy...
Percy: What? Is it so bad that the mouse is the cutest one I've ever seen?
Annabeth: No, you just sounded so much like Aphrodite right then
Percy: I did not!
Thalia: yeah, you did Percy, read it yourself...
Percy: ...
Percy: Shut up... -.-
Thalia: DON'T HATE BECAUSE I'M RIGHT
Percy: -.-
Aphrodite: Wait, what's wrong about sounding like me?
Percy: Uhhh-
Annabeth: Nothing Lady Aphrodite, just that he's a guy, so it knocks his 'manliness' down a notch
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Aphrodite posted a status
I just got an idea, why don't we marry the mouse to a piece of cheese or something?
Connor: But.... A mouse and a cheese aren't people...
Aphrodite: So? It'll still be a wedding, it'll suffice
Connor: I guess...
Nico: Where will we find the cheese?
Artemis: *smirks* I know Apollo has some from breakfast...
Apollo: *widens eyes* NO! NOT MY SPECIAL BREAKFAST CHEESE! YOU CAN'T USE THAT!
Artemis: Watch me *smirks more*
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Forty-Five Ridiculous Minutes Later (Third Person's View)
Everyone arrived at the throne room, all dressed up as Aphrodite's commands, including some of the demigods, who had been invited, *cough* made *cough*, to come by Aphrodite. "Alright," Zeus sighed, "let's get this over with..."
Hermes walked down the aisle (the throne room was made into a everyday wedding ceremony venue courtesy of Aphrodite) with a piece of Apollo's special cheese to where the mouse was waiting. He began to speak, "Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of... Us, I guess- cue glare from Aphrodite- and in the face of this company, to join together this... mouse and cheese in... Holy Matrimony."
"Or at least until the mouse eats the cheese..." Hermes mumbles before continuing, "If there are any objections, speak now or forever hold you peace." He looked around.
Apollo stood up, "I OBJECT! THAT'S MY CHEESE! AND MY SPECIAL CHEESE AT THAT!" The mouse seemed to glare at him and started squeaking angrily. Or at least as angry as squeaking can sound... Apollo ignores the mouse and continues, "I WANT IT BA-" He was silenced by Aphrodite, who glaring at him too. "Whatever," he muttered, "guess I'll just have to get more of my special breakfast cheese." Apollo pouted at the floor.
Artemis rolled her eyes, "You couldn't think of that before?"
"Shut up, Sis," Apollo grumbled, still sulking, "It's a very special cheese. Very hard to get."
Artemis pushed him, "Don't call me Sis! And you're a god! You can get whatever you want." She turned away, after being at the receiving end of Aphrodite's glare. It seemed like Aphrodite was glaring a lot recently, or maybe it's because they were at a wedding...
Hermes sighed, and continued, "Well, since you both can't exactly speak, I'll just confirm the so-called vows. I pronounce you husband and wife, blah, blah, Aphrodite stop glaring at me, blah. You may now kiss the bri- Err." He paused, "Umm, just do whatever you want." The mouse started squeaking happily, nibbled a bite out of the cheese, and ran off carrying the rest of it.
"No!" Apollo cried, looking up to see this happen, "M-My ch-cheese, my poor, poor cheese..."
Zeus sighed, "So is this over yet?" Aphrodite glared at him, but nodded. "Finally," he breathed out.
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Percy posted a status
So I noticed something, Aphrodite seemed to glare A LOT during the wedding...
Aphrodite: *glares* Shut up, Percy... -.-
Percy: Sorry, I was just stating an observation
Thalia: Did Percy just...
Nico: ... Say sorry...
Thalia: ...To a god/goddess?
Nico: IT'S A MIRACLE!
Thalia: THE WORLD IS ENDING!
Percy: Gee, thanks guys -.-
Aphrodite: Awww, you guys finished each other's sentences!
Nico: Huh, I guess we did...
Thalia: ...Weird
Nico: That's what I was going to say!
Thalia: Well I said it first! *sticks tongue out*
Annabeth: Well technically-
Percy: Annabeth, we know, we just ignore it so we won't get confused in what to write
Annabeth: *rolls eyes and mumbles* Whatever...
Aphrodite: AWWW, YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE!
Percy: Um thanks? I kinda know you like Annabeth and I together...
Annabeth: Yeah, you've been playing with our love lives since we were 12...
Aphrodite: Oh, not you, I was talking about Thalia and Nico!
Nico: o.o What. The.
Thalia: Hades!?!?
Aphrodite: SEE!?!? THEY KEEP FINISHING EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES! IT'S SO FLIPPING ADORABLE!!!
Thalia: I'm a Huntress
Nico: And I'm.. well, I don't have an excuse, but still! No!
Leo: Heh, Nico says no...
Everyone: ...
Nico: Can we talk about the fact that Leo's the one who was 'broken' by becoming self aware
Nico: And now he's the one on tumblr and making fandom references?
Leo: Hey, I gotta give my fans some Leo love
Everyone: ...
Anyways...
Aphrodite: DENIAL! This is what happened between Percy and Annabeth, and look where they are now!
Nico: -.-
Thalia: I regret everything I did on facebook in the last ten minutes
Aphrodite: Mmhmm, sure you did. Now, we need a ship name...
Percy: I'm not getting involved with this. Do not want an angry Thalia and Nico on my tail
Annabeth: Agreed, we don't need a repeat of last time
Thalia: What last time...
Thalia: ...I remember...
Nico: ...no such thing...
Thalia: *grins innocently*
Aphrodite: UGH, SO FLIPPING CUTE! I'M TELLING YOU!
Thalia: *facepalms* We really have to stop doing this
Nico: Agreed
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Aphrodite posted a status
I GOT IT! IT'LL BE THALICO!
Piper: Umm, mom? Thalico is already a thing...
Nico: Why are there so many ships with me in them? Solangelo, Thalico... Percico...
Aphrodite: AHHH, AND APPARENTLY THERE'S SOMETHING WITH ELIZ-
Aphrodite has been removed
Elizabeth: Oh, will you look at that *laughs nervously*
Everyone: ...
Aphrodite: *manages to sneak on to say...* FORBIDDEN LOVE, I TELL YOU, FORBIDDEN LOVE
Aphrodite: IT'S RIGHT UP THERE WITH STAR CROSSED LOVERS AHHH
Thalia: It's like Apollo and me all over again...
Apollo: ASKJAOID-
fin.
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(A/N): Eh, I have way too much Nico in my chapters I'm sorry but he's just such a smol little baby I can't help it ahhh.
Speaking of smol little babies...
Sneak Peek Title: Disney, Questions, and an OOC Zeus
Anyway, I've officially decided to just update on Tuesdays and Fridays, because it'll tone down the confusion with "sneak peek titles" and bonus chapters and etc etc. Plus, this way I can write and stay ahead for a little while long since school is going to be like the Fields of Punishment this year. For the summer, I will update every Tuesday and Friday regardless of meeting goals.
So tell me what you think through votes, comments, and follows *hint hint*
-Elizabeth