raylee | lewis
❝have you ever seen meet the robinsons?❞
❝you mean the thin guy with the spiky hair and round glasses?❞
"yeah."
❝yes?❞
❝his name is lewis too.❞
❝okay?❞
❝you'd be twins if he ever decided to dye his hair brown.❞
❝what?❞
❝ever seen ratatouille?❞
❝what?❞
❝the mean chef is named louis. he's french too.❞
❝the fuck?❞
❝you're both ugly.❞
❝fuck off, you mean human being.❞
❝el-oh-el, sorry.❞
❝i think i'm going to hang up on you now.❞
❝awh, man. why?❞
❝you're bullying my beautiful name and gorgeous face.❞
❝i was actually starting to feel bad. not anymore.❞
❝. . .❞
❝why did cinderella get kicked out from the soccer team?"
❝sigh. no i don't know. why did cinderella get kicked out frm the soccer team?❞
❝because she ran away from the ball, ha!❞
❝that wasn't so bad.❞
❝i know. what do you call a dancing ghost?❞
❝. . .❞
❝polka-hunt-us! man, i should really become a stand up comedian.❞
❝what do you call an annoying human being who loves to watch wall-e?❞
❝i-dey-key.❞
❝rayl-e.❞
❝oh my god, that was a really good pun. i think i'm going to use it in the future.❞
❝i know it was good. now, goodbye.❞
❝bye.❞