His Disney Girl | ✓

By verdensrommet

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once upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical... More

» foreword
» character aesthetics
01 | ❝did you just quote fucking mary poppins?❞
02 | ❝i dream of you leaving me be.❞
03 | ❝but, you know, even miracles take a little time❞
04 | ❝one step at a time, cinderella. i never said that.❞
05 | ❝so so. all you need is faith, trust and a little pixie dust!❞
06 | ❝holy shit. lewis never told me he was famous. or frickin' french.❞
07 | ❝raylee told me you quoted disney too.❞
08 | ❝what the heck? you're not kim possible.❞
09 | ❝i don't start fights, but i do finish them.❞
10 | ❝flowers . . . chocolates . . . promises you don't intend to keep.❞
11 | ❝what can raylee the godfairy help with today? woah, that almost rhymed.❞
12 | ❝that was everything, i guess. sleep well, you weird disney girl.❞
13 | ❝also, i'm equal to a motherfucking greek g-❞
14 | why are you still hung up on that? pun intended
15 | ❝he acts nice, but is a demon spawn on the inside. just like you.❞
16 | ❝i know you can do this! break a leg tonight, hannah montana.❞
17 | ❝our tv doesn't work. i'm coming over to watch that performance.❞
18 | ❝by the way, you're really shady with your career.❞
19 | ❝what? you monster. she tries to make clothes out of dogs! be ashamed!❞
20 | ❝her name is revealed as . . . raylee dayholt!❞
21 | ❝how is it to be the girlfriend of thee world famous lewis leclercq?❞
22 | ❝seriously, you cruel human being? you'll use my weakness against me?❞
23 | ❝it's references. i can't just say them out of context, you know.❞
24 | ❝come on, ma chérie. open up your eyes.❞
25 | ❝you're right. i don't. i need something much stronger.❞
26 | ❝and you've been nice, for the first time in forever.❞
27 | ❝wow. i feel like a princess. and look like one too.❞
28 | ❝i truly felt like a frog with a pretty dress before we kissed.❞
29 | ❝because i'm confused. are you mad at me for kissing you?❞
30 | ❝we always used to watch disney together.❞
31 | ❝are you kidding? i felt like christopher wilde!❞
32 | ❝it's an unspoken rule that it's taboo for disney lovers to curse.❞
33 | ❝when life gets you down, do you wanna know what you've gotta do?❞
34 | ❝i know i'm a beauty. no need to repeat.❞
35 | ❝you're good at kissing, but man, there should be limits!❞
36 | ❝now i understand why peter pan didn't want to grow up.❞
37 | ❝tralala. i felt like a princess! it's a kind of magic!❞
39 | ❝mr. i change my mind frequently because that's what i'm good at.❞
40 | ❝no hablo fucktardo, carlos. really, just spare me.❞
41 | ❝cruella de vil. cruel de vil. cruel devil.❞
42 | ❝my mother gets happy whenever you flash money in her face.❞
43 | ❝someone congratulating you for being born is awkward?❞
44 | ❝he's a manipulating, scheming, blackmailing ass.❞
45 | you're the frickin villain to my sad sob story you piece of work
46 | ❝a freaking superstar, for disney's sake! and you're so chill kind of.❞
47 | ❝yes. that's the only reason, gaston.❞
48 | ❝why couldn't ariel just write on paper that ursula stole her voice?❞
49 | ❝this is fucking starstruck all over again, no joke.❞
50 | ❝you love who you love."
51 | ❝you're sitting right in front of me. why are we texting?❞
52 | ❝you're his girlfriend, right? oh my god, raylee dayholt, oh my god!❞
53 | ❝does he think he's a badass? cinderella? is he expecting another grammy?❞
54 | ❝i am lucky to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.❞
55 | epilogue
» note
bonus 1 » coffee and esteban
bonus 2 » christmas & scrooge
bonus 3 » wedding & girltalk

38 | ❝what do you call an annoying human being who loves to watch wall-e?❞

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By verdensrommet

raylee | lewis



have you ever seen meet the robinsons?


you mean the thin guy with the spiky hair and round glasses?


"yeah."


yes? 


his name is lewis too.  


okay?  


you'd be twins if he ever decided to dye his hair brown.  


what?  


ever seen ratatouille? 


what?


the mean chef is named louis. he's french too.  


the fuck? 


you're both ugly.


fuck off, you mean human being. 


el-oh-el, sorry.


i think i'm going to hang up on you now. 


awh, man. why? 


you're bullying my beautiful name and gorgeous face.  


i was actually starting to feel bad. not anymore.  


. . .  


why did cinderella get kicked out from the soccer team?"


sigh. no i don't know. why did cinderella get kicked out frm the soccer team?


because she ran away from the ball, ha!


that wasn't so bad.


❝i know. what do you call a dancing ghost?


. . .


polka-hunt-us! man, i should really become a stand up comedian.


what do you call an annoying human being who loves to watch wall-e?


i-dey-key.


rayl-e.


oh my god, that was a really good pun. i think i'm going to use it in the future.


i know it was good. now, goodbye.


bye.

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