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By TheDuckA

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Just some of the poetry I have written. More

As the cheers die down
Remember me
What love is not
Nintendo Fan Boy
Kylo Ren - The Limerick
The First Word
I'm not that good at poetry
I tried to send you a message
The Glasses Ninja
Parenting (or I love you but please leave me alone for five minutes)
The Nonsense Farmer
Freedom
Polishing a sheep is a so hard job
A Great British Holiday
An Ode to the Greatest Toy
Change
Cancelled
The Boy who Saved Christmas
I Grew a Beard
Little White Lies
Moving home (It will be fine)
Have you met my hero?
NHS
Isolation
Everyday
Why Can't I Lose Weight?
Vision
Shower Poem
Just a bit off
Your choice
Yet another love song!
Festive Chub
Valentine's Day
I've been found out
Gotta keep running
Do you remember?
Can I have some videos with these adverts?
Shorts
Hitting the word count
Sitting on the loo
Fit Check
What if you cross...?
My first haiku
Refuge
Climate Change
Downhill
Orca
My second haiku
A Pokeadventure part 1: Journey through the Green forest
Helmet
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The Tale of the Vitae Plant

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By TheDuckA


The King layeth upon his death bed

Skin pale as a ghost and pocked with marks of yellow and red

Though the last rites had been read, hope there still was

For in a far off land grew a plant

A plant so powerful it was told it could grant life to all

A crew were to be assembled, not of the nicest

But of the best, for a sinner may be more courageous

Than the most holiest of men

More builders than ever before were assigned

To build the most magnificent ship

A temple of oak stained to look like mahogany

Upon its prow sat the most beautiful mermaid

A sign of hope that was to bring luck on the seas

They would search the corners of the earth

To find the illustrious root

A tincture would be made and fed to the King

So his illness would, at last, be past

On the sunniest day of all they year

In the season of high summer

The rag tag crew, drilled till they were one

Set off on the fateful mission

The blue stretched to horizons unknown

A journey laid before, distance fixed

But timeframe chosen only by the waves

The creak and groan of wood knotted and gnarled

Weathered and beaten but standing true

Night become day and day become night

As not a soul didst enter their aura

But still they proceeded under rain and sun

One day the storm picked up worse than before

The sea a swell of dragons flapping violent wings

It threw the ship left then right, rocking more than a child's horse

They went under deck or grabbed on to rigging

Anything that would save their mortal bodies

Like a bird set to flight one crew was tossed asunder

Landing in the water but making no dent on the waves

They shouted, they search but alas they could not see

Thankful they were, when the wind and waves died down

That only one was sunk like many a ship

But there was no time to think of this

Off course they had been driven

The maps and charts checked once more

A new direction set as sun descended and star appeared

A score and three they had been at sea

When yet new weather at once appeared

Through mists dense that none could see

Swirling and howling like horrible ghosts

Day and night one and the same

They journey through the impenetrable shield

Upon their exit, some four days hence

A cruel banner did descend upon them

Black as night with bones of X

Underneath a dead man's face

Thus battle ensued of the fiercest nature

Smoke from cannon mimicked from whence they had come

And billowed high from treacherous fire

Though the ocean was full it could not get to the blaze

So bucket and basket transported their saviour

Poured, thrown and chucked a chain of buckets

Combated fire and saved the deck

Though the wood stood firm their assailants entered

Swinging from rope of twine and walking on plank of wood

Rapiers glinting showed off a deadly arsenal

But many more were hidden in the fog and smoke

With slash and thrust the swords tried to find purchase

Tried to rid our heroes of life given so freely

To plunder and steal what secrets this ship held

As the enemy deemed a life of villainy more rewarding than hard labour

But our lads and ladies didst not falter

They too had weapons a plenty

That of steel and wood and gunpowder

Blood did stain the well oiled deck

And many were taken to the kingdom in the sky

But alas, those deadly pirates could roam the seas no more

Cut down as they were in the vigour of their lives

Many of ours too did fall, never to stand again

But time for pity and to pay respect was not upon them now

The mission too important so such frivolities would have to wait

They continued henceforth till the sun position

Justified to them the location upon their maps

Their destination nearby must be

As black and white gulls swept the air

Diving, screeching, they follow the ship

In expectation of a feast, free loaders, unthankful

But alas their plans were foiled, no scrap tossed or morsel given

With renewed vigour our crew didst sail forth

The land glinted, found at last, a shining jewel

Moored in the bay they took to smaller vessel

Rowing ashore, toward the picturesque scene before them

Stepping foot first on pure white sand as the Sun's rays beat down

They knew they should venture forth

But a moment in the sun is good for the soul

And thus they stopped there to rest weary heads and aching limbs

When sleep threatened to overtake them it was time to move

Up the bay and toward the lush foliage they marched

Into a small wood, large leaves and winding barks

That felt rough to the touch and had a strange tickle

One looked down to see a mini beast

Eight legs, large mandibles and a million eyes

Screams echoed, bouncing from bark to bark as more emerged

Crawling, scuttling, seeking flesh

The spiders bit deep, injecting venom

Swelling, puss filled sacks grew forth on arm and leg

Till man and woman alike did fall

And were consumed by a sea of legs

The rest did charge, dodging trunks, looking for any opening

They twisted, they turned in hope to find some secret exit

Through the dark maze finally found their way

They ran back into the sunshine and on to a glade

Hearts jumped at the welcome sight

A field of flowers aplenty, red and blue, purple and yellow

A kaleidoscope of fresh scent, a painter's dream

But all too quickly the nightmare had taken over

Some incredulous beast didst taunt them with gross roars

Bounding into the peaceful meadow it cut them from their path

Its hulking mass, its thick brown fur, its piercing eyes

Did not waylay their vision from the yellowed fangs

Its breath was hot and tasted unpleasant such was its proximity

One of ours made a dash, fast of feet they flew

But alas their speed did fail them

And impaled they were on sharpened teeth

As flesh did rip and the beast did gorge

The others saw an open path

Best to save oneself than risk the entire mission

Take flight they did as the Bear distracted on his feast

And thus through all danger and treachery

All but two had been felled

Was this a price worth paying for one man's life?

Though he be a King among men, a leader to all

From glade of beauty a wall of weeds

Thick and dense so no man should pass

They wondered east and they wondered west

Alas there was no way round

It was through the obstacle or turn back

They had lost too many to give in now

So, without knives, swords were drawn

Hack and slash, vegetation didst flow

No care given to homes of bird or rodent

Luck was with them this time as nothing worse

Than parrot or mouse hid away in the foliage

Whence at last they did find a way through

On golden path they did set foot

A dusky road to travel to such wonder

The path was steep and made calves burn

But ever onward they did trek

Pebble and stone tumbled down the slope

Collecting under the growth they had come from

Rejoice at last as small stone steps

Crudely fixed together with mud

Rose slightly to an opening, cut direct into the rock

There in nothing but darkness showed

As if a portal to yonder nightmare

But beyond the root they desired, grew steadily out of the sun

How such a plant without base needs

Could survive neither didst know

Unsure of what would appear inside

Their feet did falter and minds did create

A plethora of scenarios, each more horrific than before

Realising this was their destiny they could not let hearts rule heads

The chamber set deep in rock was to be

Their salvation or their tomb

But only way to know for sure was to cross that dreaded line

To step forth into the unknown

Once inside their fears allayed

As if they were players stepping onto a stage

For sunlight streamed in on well carved steps

Guiding the way with natural light

As dim a house appears when viewed through a window

But brightens by the presence of man

Their nostrils assaulted by the stench of decay

As they descended the crypt they didst see

The treasure they coveted that which they did adore

Around which sat bodies bereft of flesh and bereft of life

A contrasting juxtaposition against which the seed sprouted

A glow from whence they did not know

Bathed the plant in the most glorious light

And thus it shone like a beacon in the dark

Asking them to pluck it from this prison

So that once more it could see the day

One was cautious, stepping back, assessing what must be done

The other head strong, rushing in, ready to grab and run

He reached forth with grime cover hands

Eyes only on that which they sought

But as his fingers broke the light

And showed every crevice covered in dirt

Yet before he could touch their elusive prize

A terrible rumbling came from the earth below

Shaking the remains of those whom had stepped here before

As if they were byproducts when panning for gold

Appearing before them like some kind of apparition

Stood tall four fighters, thin and gaunt

Risen again, the bones of soldiers felled long ago

From the dust and cobwebs appeared

In each of their hands a rusty blade

Our heroes blocked and parried, sliced and thrust

Had these been normal enemies their dancing blades

Would have meet with skin, biting deep into flesh

But these were some sort of demons from the pits of hell

Where sword did hit bone and limbs were lost

The skeletons hit the floor, only to reform

They had lost their power and skill in death

But their endurance didst stretch on

And, alas, our heroes faltered

Strength and focus giving way to nought but wayward swings

They could have fled at any point

But loyalty stayed their feet and kept their hearts strong

Only so much stamina does a man have

And on thy enemies pitiful weapons they did surrender

Giving up on life's true wonder

And more was their pain that no hand still touched the elusive root

Ere to this day they still do dwell

Though no flesh they have to speak of

But if one as bold didst want the plant

Then it be their folly that will rouse them

And of the King they still do speak

But not in tones of glory

History tells of his incurable illness

And an adventure to find a mythical root

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