Bad Poetry You probably never want to read

Festive Chub

Eat a chocolate, eat a cake

It's Christmas, don't matter what's on your plate

Eat some fudge, eat some sweets

It's New Year, a time for lots of treats

Gobble some biscuits, have some cheese

Stuff your face with whatever you please

Come on now, you can eat some more

Not a problem if we look like fat Thor

This winter blubber may keep out the cold

But it's not a good look, I am told

Now that January has well and truly come

I really need to go for a run

Summer may seem ages away

But this winter bod cannot stay

I'm starting to look like a blob

Time to get rid of that Festive Chub