Happy Helpline

By janaebello

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"This is happy helpline, think happy thoughts." "No." "No what?" "No happy thoughts." ©2017 janaebello All ri... More

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"At the pizza place at 12"
"I'll wait..."

Call #13

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"This is happy helpline, think happy-"

"How many calls do you get?"

"About 10 to 15 a day"

"Are they the same people?"

"I have three usuals."

"Hmm.."

"What?"

"Shouldn't you know my number when I call?"

"That would mean you're a usual."

"I'm not?"

"Well you are-"

"Then when I call, I want you to say 'hey Gaea'."

"That's against protocol."

"Well I'm a usual."

"Doesn't matter I still have to say the motto."

"And if you don't."

"I don't and I'll be out of a job."

"..."

"Gaea?"

"How?"

"..."

"Do they listen to your conversations? Your bosses?"

".. no."

"Then fuck protocol, I'm a usual and I spend a lot of money-"

"Okay okay, I'll say it."

"Good."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Talk."

"Why?"

"I like your voice." "And I have to go soon."

"What do you wanna talk about?"

"Whatever."

"Call later, I don't want you to rush."

"Oh okay."

"Bye."

"By-"

-Phone call ended-

"She likes my voice..."

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