Me: Hey guys Strider here with my friend's and I
WeLoveThenHate: Yo
grell101: Hey
RoamingOtaku: sup
ExoticSushiManiac: Hello
LaRainHernandez: Hi
Me: And today we're playing Minecraft!!!!
WLTH: cause our life is sad
Otaku: true
Me: So let's start this game already
LaRain: yay
(10 minutes into the game)
Exoticsushi: ok so did anyone get more wood
WLTH: No
Me: Grell your supposed to get the D**n wood what happened!!
Grell: What do you mean "what happened"
Me: well we all told you to get wood
Grell: oh so blame it on me for not getting wood
Me: obviously
Exoticsushi: stop fighting!!!
Otaku: *kills me with a wooden sword*
Me: WTF!!
LaRain: *laughs*
WLTH: Karma Strider Karma
Grell: Now Strider go get the D**n wood
Me: *flips Grell off*
*20 minutes in the game*
Otaku: guys! Guys! Guys!
LaRain: What?
*Zombies outside the house*
LaRain: *yelps*
Otaku: block all the entrance,BLOCK ALL THE ENTRANCE
Grell: *says normally* I was on the plane when it happened
Exoticsushi: *laughs*
LaRain: THIS ISN'T TIME FOR JOKES GRELL!!!
Grell: but it was funny
Me: Where's WLTH
Exoticsushi: *sees WLTH outside*
WLTH: *outside screaming*
Exoticsushi: outside...
Grell: *pushes Exoticsushi out the way and sees WLTH and Screams*
Me: *goes to Grell* Honey what you waiting for
Everyone: Really Strider
Me: oh she died
Grell: *screams and cries in corner*
*30 minutes later*
LaRain: yay were in h*ll now
WLTH: I'm staying here
Exoticsushi: yep
Grell: I could build a plane
Otaku: yeah I'm not leaving
Me: well I am
LaRain: No Strider *clings to my leg*
Me: I'm sorry but I'm going ba-
WLTH: *destroys portal* whoops
Me: ARE YOU INSANE OR SOMETHING
WLTH: nah duh
Otaku: now we're all going to stay here
Me: so what are we going to eat cause my hunger is 1%
Everyone: 0_0
LaRain: CREATE THE PORTAL, CREATE THE PORTAL
Grell: we have no obsidian
Exoticsushi: aw sh**
WLTH: what?
Exoticsushi: my sword is about to turn into nothing
Me: was it a good idea to go here everyone
Everyone: yes
Me: welp bye *jumps off cliff and falls into lava*
Everyone: ......
(40 minutes later)
Grell: ok our house is done
WLTH: wooo!
LaRain: yay
Otaku: great
Me: Finally!! *Goes into house*
*House explodes and Exoticsushimaniac has lighter in her hand*
Exoticsushi: were we not supposed to destroy the house
Everyone: No!!
Exoticsushi: oh sorry
Me: I'm done!!! *Leaves the room*
LaRain: No Strider
Me: NO NO IM DONE IM DONE....IM GOING TO MCDONALD'S *slams door*
Everyone: ....
Grell: 911 what's your emergency