Band is a Family

By ZBandQueen

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This book has band flirts, band memes, band quotes, you name it. I'm also going to be doing a Disney book wit... More

Marching Band Cheesy Flirt
Football vs. Marching Band
#1 Rule of MB
Changed You Forever
Sock Tan
Just One More Time
When = Never
The Best Things
Men In Uniform
Sunscreen
Amazing Band Quotes 1
Question to Ponder
Plot Twist
Super Bowl
Music is Life
Quote 2
A Small Rant
When it's Over
Hi
Insturment: Marching Baritone
Timing
Perform/Present
The Only Excuse
Practicing
Instrument: Mellophone
Tis the Season
Tips for Marching Band
Say Goodbye
Football Players
Pit/ Front Ensemble
I just thought this was sweet
What I Imagine Senior Year Will Be Like
I Love Marching Band Because
Tuba
Music is all You
Double Names
We are Famellie
Improvement
Music Is Life
Another Cheesy Flirt
Drum Major Joke
Homework
Your Funny Stories
Dress for Success
"Do Me"
Color Guard
Tis the Season
Warning: May Make You Cry
Breaking History
Picture
Election Day
Night
What I Love About Band
The Band Room
Trumpet
Why do you play?
Singing
Opertunity
"You don't quit band, you die."
Your Stories
Hard
Band Directors
Band Books
YouTube
Being Sick
Bus Drivers
Auditions
Teaching
Personal Space
These will Always be True
Non Band Peoples
Grossness of Insrurments
Music Tatse
Random Fact
Flat Stanley
Summer
More of Your Stories
Hello Again Fellow Bandpeoplez
Busy Busy Busy
Curves
ThiS oNE tImE At bANd caMP
Quick Question for You Guys
This book is dead.

Sunburn Help

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By ZBandQueen

Alright band campers, listen up!

School's almost over and that means that band season is about to start!

We got to brace ourselves for the war to come. We will fight potentially to the death against the sun. For if we loose this battle we could suffer anywhere from minor pestering redness to skin cancer.

Obviously don't go out into the war zone without any armor on. Good old spf 5,000 is your friend.

But should your armor fail you, or you didn't put it on, here are ways to solve it.
1.) Cold water
2.) Aloe Vera
3.) Solarcane

I'm gonna elaborate on the 3rd one a bit, because most haven't heard of it.

[Disclaimer]
Everyone's skin is different I'm just saying how this works for me.

Solarcane has been this miracle stuff for my sunburn treatment. I haven't had a burn that's peeled since I started using it a couple years ago. Now that's saying something because I'm a band kid. I've had some nasty burns, but I would always put it on my burn right away. It brings a lot of relief and it's my favorite sunburn solution because 90% of my burns were gone when I woke up the next morning. Or at least mostly gone. But I'd like to mention again that my skin might work differently. And if this was an ad I'd probably lie to your face and say wow this stuff works like magic. It doesn't work as well once you've started peeling and blistering, but it helps.

I hope this helps save the lives of those who don't wear their armor. This is a battle field, and our enemy is most dangerous when you don't even notice it's there. Aka. Clouds. The sun masks itself to make us feel safe enough to wander out unarmed.

I feel like this is super cheesy, but I'm gonna post it anyway. I hope you enjoyed my lame attempt at comedy.

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