honeymoon
peppa seductively took a moist and succulent bite out of lady gagas earlobe
"lol bb.... ur so... scrumptious!!!1!1! xd" said the tiny saggy little pig baby as horrific soggy blood began to ooze in lady gags crusty hairline
"there is a lime in your fingernails" screamed lady gas as multiple appendages emerged from her flabby collarbones
peppa sobbed
"no! illegal." whispered as peppa shakily disposed of the crumpling corpses
lady gags is missing
peppa slithered up the wall and entered the ceiling. there was a wig
"wig" said the circular tuft of hair follicles. "truly. lend me your eye sockets" yelped the tiny saggy little pig baby as she stroked the circular tuft of hair follicles with her round and muscular pig foot
"yes" winked the circular tuft of hair follicles
lady gas was found