I hope you don't mind that i've written about drugs... it's just to be funny because i've read many articles of people who have been high, telling their experiences... so i hope you like it!
There's a plot twist with one of the girls!
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22nd July of 1995…
18 years ago a beautiful, stunning and amazing baby was born…
Do you know what the baby’s name was?
BROOKLYN!
THAT’S RIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS! I’M 18!
Finally!
-Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Brooklyn
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too. (XD if you sang this you said penis :P… I’m stupid)
They boys, the girls, my parents and Niall’s parents sang while i was still rubbing my eyes in bed.
They’re invading my privacy!
-Thank you so much!
After 5 or 6 minutes, everybody got out of my room but Niall…
-Happy birthday my beautiful potato!
-Thanks blondie! –I laughed- do I get a birthday cake?
-You’re going to get something else…
-What is it?
-I can’t tell you!
I got a bit sad… because I wanted to know… but that’s fine…
-UGH! I hate you! –I whined at him-
-I love you too! –he kissed the left side of my mouth and then got up- Aren’t you going to eat something?
-Yes! I’m starving!
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-Why don’t you try this dress on Brook!? –Brittany threw a dress to my arms-
-No! This one is way prettier! –Ashley said throwing a navy blue dress to my arms-
-Fuck no! You’re going to wear this dress! –Ella protested throwing a pink dress to my arms-
By the time the fight was over, I was holding about 20 dresses… all completely stupidly ugly!
Cassidy was just sitting in the chairs of the dressing room… looking pissed or mad at something…
Even I was fucking mad at my birthday!
-If one of you throws one more ugly ass dress to my arms… I’m going to shove the fabric up your arses! –I growl-
Cassidy laughs at my reaction but she quickly changes moods.
I put the dresses down and ask her to go outside with me… to get some fresh air…
-So… cool birthday day… right?
-Not really… these girls are getting on my nerves!
-I can see…-she laughs and pulls me into the black range rover I drove us here- I need to do something…
-What?
She takes her pink mini purse out and I get stunned by what I’m seeing in front of me…
My parents said I should never try marijuana but… Cassidy has it in her purse…
My eyes are glued to her movements
She makes sure no one can see through the windows (tinted glass) and opens them just a bit…
She lights it up and puts it on her mouth…
-How do you have that?
-I suffer from depression and an eating disorder since I’m 17… and I’ve got a credential that lets me have marijuana in the UK…
-But I thought it was illegal…
-You thought wrong… -she puts it on her mouth, smokes a bit of it and laughs- Want to try it?
I just stared at it like… What the fuck? Was I going to be an idiot and try it… or was I going to be a responsible adult and carry on just pretending that never happened?
I’m still a teen so I’m not conscious of what marijuana can do…
-Does that kill you?
Fuck… I’m fucking pathetic… of course it kills you…
-It kills your problems… -she laughs and turns the radio on low volume-
I sure would like to “kill my problems” but this isn’t the appropriate choice…
-Fuck it… what doesn’t kill makes you stronger… -I took the blunt and smoked it a bit-
I coughed really hard
Fuck… was this going to kill me?
-Don’t worry… your first time is always like that… Smoke a bit more… -she said laughing really hard-
Why the fuck was she laughing?
I smoked the blunt a bit more and another bit more… and I gave her the blunt again…
-Is this supposed to make you feel like crap? Because I feel the same way I felt 20 minutes ago…
-Wait and smoke just a bit more… -she heard the song on the radio- Wow… the music is so high! I’m so high! Everybody can be high…
Actually… the radio volume was low…
I was a bit nervous…
She gave me the blunt and I smoked a bit more of it…
I coughed hardly one more time and BAM!
What the fuck?
I think my brain just exploded…
-YOU RE-BORNED MON CHÉRRI! –she screamed at me-
-Wow… the music… just… -I danced like a peacock on my seat-
Like… I just realized that peacocks don’t dance…
Do they dance?
Someone called me.
-Hello! It’s Mr. Peacock speaking! Who’s this? –me and Cass laughed hysterically-
-It’s Ella… I don’t know where you and Cassidy are but you need to buy the dress… and you just disappeared with her-
-AHAHAHAHAH SHHHHH CASS! She’s talking –I shushed Cass- What were you saying?
-Ugh… never mind! Just go to the front of the mall and we’ll meet you there…
I hung up the phone and continued to laugh.
-She said for us to go to the front of the mall…
-LET’S GO! ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!
-AHAHAHAHAHA Stop –I breathed a bit- You’re killing me…
Cassidy hid the rest of the marijuana and we finished smoking the blunt.
We left a bit of the windows opened so it wouldn’t smell like marijuana when the others got in
We went to the front of the mall and got paralyzed looking at the name of the mall…
The letters were shiny… they’re white and red…
-There you are! –Ella said too damn high-
-HEY AMIGA! ¿Por qué no te callas? (Hey friend! Why don’t you shut up?)
-What? –me and Cassidy laughed at her reaction- Let’s just go to the store and buy the dress…
-Okay! Okay! Okay! –Cass starts saying like a duck-
I almost fell laughing!
We saw the others and they were talking and picking dresses.
-Where were you two? –Brittany said to us-
-We were eating marshmallows in the car… -I laughed at myself-
I saw this pink dress.
-Wow… that colour is so amazing…
Out of nowhere, I hugged Cass…
-I love ya sister! –we said to each other… yup… We.Were.High…-
-Shit… Were you smoking… nuggets? –Ashley whispered-
-No! But I would love to smoke nuggets… uhm… Actually… i’m hungry! –Cass said-
-Fuck Brook! Why did you smoke that shit? –Ella snapped-
-I was living my life! –I screamed- I’M 18 BROTHER!
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They bought me the dress and we were now going to my house to go take a shower…
We ate something because Cassidy was hungry
-LIVING EASY! LOVING FREE! SEASON TICKETS ON A ONE WAY RIDE!
Me and Cass sing teasing the others.
We were still baked… but damn!
-I’M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL! ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL! HIGHWAY TO HELL! I’M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!
When we arrived at my house… my parents were in the living room and I saw Ella, Ashley and Brittany’s face turn white… with no expression… while me and Cass just stood there laughing at each other.
-Hello girls! Did you have fun at the mall? –my mum asked-
-Sure… maybe too much! –I laughed hysterically-
-What did you do? –my dad got a bit mad-
-Nothing! She’s just joking! We went to starbucks and ate a lot of cookies… -Ashley said-
-Oh! Okay! Well… have fun!
-Thanks! –Brittany squealed to my parents and when we were out of sight, they carried us upstairs-
I almost fell off the stairs!
-Get into the fucking shower! Now! –Ella snapped-
-I’m going!
She closed the door and I got into the shower… I turned the water on
-Fuck! The water is fucking cold! –I screamed-
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After the shower I wasn’t baked anymore…
Good god!
I’m never going to try that again…
But I have to admit I forgot about Niall and Harry for about 2 or 3 hours…
-Are you feeling normal again? –Brittany asked-
-Yes… I’m not baked anymore…
-Cass is now on the shower… -I knew Ella was bummed at me… but it was a once in a lifetime experience! I’m never going to try that again!- Why did you smoke that shit? And how did Cassidy have that with her?
-She suffers from depression and an eating disorder… -I whispered…-
-She could’ve told us… -Now Ashley got sad… fuck-
Thank god cameras were not here recording our conversation… paparazzi could have seen us high…
-Please don’t tell her I told you this!
-Ok…
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