Subin: *gets into the cart* SOMEONE PUSH ME AROUND
Heochan: *pushes Subin around the snack isles*
/meanwhile in the meat section/
Seungwoo: What the fuck- WHO'S SCREAMING?!
-Heochan and Subin's screams in the background-
Seungsik: THIS IS WHY I SAID THAT ONLY THE TWO OF US SHOULD COME
Seungwoo: WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT TASTE DAMN IT
/meanwhile at wherever Sejun is/
Sejun: *staring at mochis* P-Park... PARK JIMIN *screeches*
Random Lady 1: *whispers* Don't look at him... He's crazy....
Byungchan: *mouth filled with gummy bears* OI WHO YOU CALLING CRAZY WOMAN SHOO SHOO
Random Lady 2: HOW DID YOU EVEN HERE US
Byungchan: Shhh *places finger onto her lips* Just leave.
Random Lady 1 & 2: *slowly walks away creeped out*
Random Lady 2: I don't know who they are but they're annoyingly hot... And the tall ass giraffe touched my lips *wheezes*
Random Lady 1: SHHH don't talk too loudly he-
Byungchan: *pops out of no where* Talking about Sejun and I aren't you?
Random Lady 1 & 2: LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE *runs out*
Sejun: Are we that good looking?
Byungchan: Guess so *continues eating unpaid candies*
Sejun: *stares down at his mochi* *whispers* ...but no one is more good looking than Jimin...
/Meanwhile at the Pet Food section/
-Seungsik and Seungwoo's argument in the background-
Hanse: *whistles while picking out cat food*
Sejun: The f- HOW WHA- *Hanse covers his mouth*
Hanse: Shh I have a secret love towards cats... *lenny face mode activated* Say one more thing and I'll kiss your cheek
Sejun: WHA- *Hanse pecks his cheek* YOU DISGUSTING SHITEU UGH YOU TOOK MY CHEEK VIRGINITY
Hanse: BRO WHAT THE FUCK
Sejun: ONLY PARK JIMIN CAN KISS THIS CHEEK *starts crying*
Random Old Man: Kids nowadays *sighs*
*someone comes into the Pet Food isle*
Subin: Yo what the fuck is goi-
Seungsik: *appears in mid air* I FELT SOME EOMMA TINGLES I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE WAS SWEARING...WHO WAS IT?
Sejun: *coughing because of the smoke* WHERE DID THE SMOKE EVEN COME FROM
Seungsik: Magic....
Subin: *shOOK ASF* Eomma tingles... exist?
/All the members went to the Pet Food isle/
Heochan: What's going on?
Subin: Seungsik isn't human... he just fucki- I mean... He just popped out of no where and there was smoke and HE CAN SENSE IT WHEN WE SWEAR
Seungwoo: THE F- NO WONDER?! I WAS SHOUTING TO HIM AND HE STARTED JERKING AND SHIT AND HE LIKE... TELEPORTED OUT OF NO WHERE
Seungsik: Er-
Hanse: Seungsik Hyung... *grabs him by the shoulder* Are you an alien...?
Heochan: *whisper shouts* No...He's a potato...
Hanse: Shut up hoe... SEUNGSIK WHAT ARE YO-
Seungsik: I-It's true... I'm a potato... I'm a potato that was meant to be eaten in vegetable curry but I transformed into a human... I-I'm sorry...
Everyone: *slowly walks away from emo seungsik*
Seungwoo: ...See you at the dorm? *suddenly runs and everyone follows*
/Seungsik was all alone in the Pet Food isle, crying as he held his sibling in his hand, a Potato/
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