Thursday, September 15th, 2013
11:37 PM
Hi, it's John Watson. I was wondering if you had any advice for my coming out? I know that you were a big help to Harry when she came out, and i was wondering if you could help me.-JW
Thanks, Shannon. -JW
Thu, 11:38 PM
Uh, John, I do believe you sent this to the wrong sender. -SH
Thu, 11:39 PM
Uh, Sherlock... Well. -JW
Surprise...-JW
Thu, 11:40 PM
I'm surprised that I'm not surprised. -SH
Thu, 11:40 PM
....-JW
Thu, 11:40 PM
Was that an insult? -SH
Probably. -SH
Thu, 11:41 PM
Yes, Sherlock. It was. -JW
Thu, 11:41 PM
Will this be a problem for us? -SH
Thu, 11:42 PM
Well I can't take it back now, can I?-JW
Only if you make it one...-JW
Thu, 11:43 PM
Well, I mean, I could forget about it. Not that hard, honestly, most things you say are quite forgettable. -SH
Or did you send me this message on purpose, to let me know without letting me know...? -SH
Thu, 11:44 PM
Thanks, Sherlock. Really comforting. -JW
No. This was honestly to Shannon. -JW
Thu, 11:45 PM
Oh, you thought you were such a clever bastard. I know for a fact you're not friends with a Shannon. -SH
I know this because you have, what, two friends? -SH
Thu, 11:46 PM
How do you know that? It was one of Harry's friends from high school.-JW
Fuck you.-JW
Thu, 11:46 PM
Well, since you're apparently "gay" now, fucking me is probably a viable option for you, isn't it? -SH
Thu, 11:48 PM
REALLY, SHERLOCK?!?! Bloody bastard!!! you really think that i would..-JW
Thu, 11:49 PM
...well, yes. You've adored me since the day we met! Under the circumstances, it's hardly likely for you to live in with a perfectly open man and not develop feelings for him. Feelings, which of course, I can't return. -SH
It's not as if it's offensive. I'm just saving
you the trouble, isn't that kind? -SH
Thu, 11:52 PM
I've got to go, Sherlock. -JW
You always say such horrible things. -JW
11:53 PM
Friday, September 16th, 2013
6:22 PM
Hello, John. -SH
Don't turn into Molly. -SH
Fri, 6:21 PM
Well, we're in the same situation..-JW
Pretend I didn't say that.-JW
6:22 PM
What do you mean? You're in entirely different situations. -SH
What's that supposed to mean? -SH
6:23 PM
Nevermind, Sherlock. -JW
6:23 PM
Tell me. Before I deduce you. -SH
6:23 PM
You can't deduce through a phone, Sherlock.-JW
6:25 PM
Of course I can. Right now, you're sweating nervously, your heart is beating very very hard. Due to the impeccable spelling of your texts, which normally, there's bloody mistakes everywhere, I'm guessing that you're trying very hard not to mess up a single letter, or I'd think you were nervous about something even more personal than your homosexuality, maybe as personal as who you're gay FOR. -SH
Am I right? -SH
Don't answer that. I always am. -SH
6:29 PM
You cocky cock.-JW
6:29 PM
It's just my personality. Plus your dishonesty is rather annoying. -SH
6:30 PM
Well, where does this leave us? I'm obviously he problem here, so I will leave. -JW
6:30 PM
Don't leave. -SH
I mean. Don't do anything stupid, like that. -SH
6:31 PM
Well, what's going to happen, now that... Yeah. -JW
6:34 PM
You haven't even come out. And you still haven't explained Molly. -SH
Is Molly a man, and that's why you have a crush on her? That wouldn't be so surprising. -SH
6:35 PM
Still a dick when you're not trying to be.-JW
6:36 PM
For who, is the question. -SH
Don't tell me. -SH
Lestrade. -SH
6:37 PM
....-JW
6:37 PM
Yes? -SH
Yes! -SH
6:37 PM
Not really the time to joke about Mycroft's love life. -JW
6:38 PM
Oh, this is brilliant. I'll email him right away. -SH
Oh. -SH
6:38 PM
No, Sherlock!-JW
6:38 PM
Then... -SH
Then... Anderson? -SH
Please say no. -SH
Really? Anderson? -SH
Wow, John. Not like I should be surprised. I'm half inclined to come home and kick you out the door myself. -SH
6:43 PM
Really, Sherlock. I know you're pulling my leg. -JW
6:45 PM
I hope you're pulling mine. -SH
In fact, I hope you aren't gay. I don't want to deal with all of... this. -SH
6:47 PM
Fine then. I'll move out! I never wanted this anyway.-JW
6:47 PM
What's this? You keep on saying "this" like we're a bloody item or something. -SH
6:49 PM
We're not. I know that. But I want whatever this conversation is becoming to stop before it gets worse.-JW
6:51 PM
What is it becoming, exactly? I'm not exactly sure about the primary objective... -SH
6:52 PM
You're my best friend, and whether you love me or not - I don't want to lose you. -JW
6:52 PM
Why would I love you? -SH
Not that I don't, I mean, in a platonic sense. But why? -SH
6:53 PM
I don't know - I'm me. That would be a good enough reason not to love me apparently. -JW
No reason at all. -JW
6:55 PM
Well. -SH
I can't say anything back to that. It sound like I was confessing my feelings for you. -SH
6:56 PM
Maybe. But I wouldn't take it that way, given you don't have feelings.-JW
6:57 PM
Well, in that case, there are plenty of reasons to love John Watson. And I shouldn't make you think otherwise. -SH
6:58 PM
Well, obviously not enough. But I'm not getting into that with you.
7:00 PM
What are you on about, John? -SH
What's going on? Beside your need to suddenly confess that you're gay. -SH
7:01 PM
Its not sudden...-JW
I just haven't felt the need to tell anyone.-JW
7:03 PM
It isn't? -SH
Tell me. -SH
7:03 PM
You already know, Sherlock. -JW
7:05 PM
I truly don't. And I don't like not knowing. Ease my pain. -SH
Please? -SH
7:07 PM
I'm gay, idiot! For you. -JW
There.-JW
Happy?-JW
7:07 PM
Do you hate me, now, well, more than you already do? -JW
7:10 PM
...oh. Uh. -SH
I'm confused. -SH
Are you sure? -SH
Are you completely sure? -SH
7:12 PM
Yes.-JW
7:12 PM
I'm actually quite conflicted, right now. -SH
7:12 PM
See why i didn't want to tell you. This... -JW
7:11 PM
This. I understand, now. This. -SH
This... -SH
7:12 PM
I'm sorry. I can't choose who I fall for.-JW
7:14 PM
I can't, either. Which is why I like to remain... closed off. -SH
It's a bad idea, to get muddled in affairs like these. -SH
Never clean cut, John, you and I, we can't be clean cut anymore. -SH
7:15 PM
Clean cut? What are you getting at?-JW
7:16 PM
The lines are blurred, now, John. -SH
And I'm not sure what I'm getting at, either. -SH
7:17 PM
Well.-JW
7:17 PM
Don't expect me to know these things. I'm not an expert, like you. I want more than to be a pawn in this game. -SH
I want to have more than a momentary impact on someone. You, for example. -SH
And maybe I'm emotionless but I can tell when my walls are about to break. -SH
7:21 PM
I... I'm not sure how to respond. -JW
Do you want them to?-JW
7:22 PM
No, I don't, John. -SH
But, again, I can't choose whom I fall for. -SH
7:24 PM
Is it Greg?-JW
So help me if this conversation was for nothing...-JW
7:29 PM
You mean Gary? -SH
I mean, Gordon? -SH
7:32 PM
Yes, Sherlock.-JW
7:33 PM
Hell, John, I don't even know his bloody name! Don't be dull. -SH
7:35 PM
It was a joke.-JW
7:37 PM
Oh. Ha. -SH
Why do you assume I'm gay? Am I very feminine? Or something? -SH
How about you deduce the obvious, John? -SH
Even Mrs. Hudson could figure it out. -SH
7:40 PM
...-JW
Me...-JW
How awkward would this be if I were wrong..-JW
7:42 PM
No, Molly. OF COURSE, YOU. -SH
You think I bloody try to impress you because I'm a cock? -SH
Don't answer that. -SH
7:43 PM
Well...-JW
It could easily been Anderson.-JW
7:45 PM
Jesus Christ, John. -SH
Come home. Now. -SH
7:45 PM
How demanding.-JW
7:46 PM
Very. -SH
Now. -SH
7:47 PM
On my way.-JW
7:47 PM
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