raylee | lewis
❝hey?❞
❝hi.❞
❝what is it, raylee?❞
❝nothing. i'm calling you two weeks later because i was caught up in school and stuff. so . . . what's up?❞
❝not much.❞
❝aha. so i wanted to ask you something . . .❞
❝okay?❞
❝can you uh . . . describe how you look?❞
"or you can just search up my name and see for yourself. that works too, y'know."
❝i know. but i want to hear it from you.❞
❝so you haven't searched me up this whole time that we've been talking?❞
❝i haven't. honestly.❞
❝right. sure, i can describe myself.❞
❝. . .❞
❝i'm devilishly handsome with teeth as white as . . . the whitest thing on earth. whatever the hell that means. my hair is shiny like that legolas dude. and i'm holy like a guacamole. also, i'm equal to a motherfucking greek g-❞
❝no no no. that's not what i mean't and you know it.❞
❝but that's what i meant.❞
❝jesus christ.❞
❝fine, fine. hm . . . i have brown hair and it's not too short or long. my eyes are brown. i think it's hazel.❞
❝. . .❞
❝i'm 6'2. that's tall, right? raylee, i suck at this. i can't describe myself. sorry.❞
❝it's okay.❞
❝what about you?❞
❝what about me?❞
❝describe yourself.❞
❝you already know how i look by stalking me.❞
❝yeah, i do, but it didn't stalk you. i'm just saying that you could've done the same. and you haven't.❞
❝okay?❞
❝i don't really believe you.❞
❝hm?❞
❝when you say that you haven't searched me up.❞
❝and i haven't.❞
❝you know that i don't really believe you, right?❞
❝then don't. i haven't searched you up the whole time we've been talking.❞
❝. . . okay.❞
❝. . .❞
❝. . .❞
❝i have red hair. my nose is probably too small. my eyes are hazel as well. i am 5'7, so i guess i'm not too short. an-"
❝pretty short when you're shorter than me.❞
❝. . .❞
❝wow, she hung up on me. how mature.❞
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