a/n hey guys!! we wrote another oneshot together!! finally. lol. hope you enjoy! - pj
soda fell out of a wind---
shit
crap
FUCK
EVERYTHING IS RED
HE'S DYING
"YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME SHIRO" (HOLY SHIT THE SHIP HAS SUNK)
I MEAN SODA
GUNS //PEW PEW
BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE
GIVE THEM BLOOD. BLOOD. GALLONS OF THE STUFF.
GOD I THINK HE'S DYING
there he go
oh well
he's dead
//when you try your best but you don't suceeeeeeeeeed
steve cries in his room for exactly 21 days 9 hours 22 minutes 45 seconds and 7 milliseconds
shit SHIT SHITSHITSHIT SHIIIIIIIIIET
wait
this isn't about johnnyboy
whoops
well ill just add that they cuddled or somethin because pony's bro died and that fuckin sucks
and for good measure let's add that they made out cuz steamy shit needs to happen
<insert cuddling here...and french kissing ooh la la>
the end ya idiots (lol kidding....no we're not)
word count: i have no fucking idea
a/n thanks for reading folks //tips fedora - p to the j
yo my dudes my bro todd wanted more profanity so i added more so thats why there like 10 swears instead of 2 so blame them bye lol
ayyyyy wuddup it's yo boi todd and i added more profanity to this cuz pj (or however the fuck up you spell it now) didn't add enough lol
COCKSUCKINGWHOREASSBASTARD
SHITFUCKCOCKSUCKERASSHOLE
DICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKSSPORTINGGOODS
SUCKMYDICKTIONARY
SUPERNATURAL DESTIEL BOYSEX
RYAN I SEE YOU ON THE RST DOC WITH YOUR ANIME ICON
WHY DID MCR HAVE TO BREAKUP
HEY READ MY FANFIC. DID YOU READ IT YET? YOU BETTER READ IT. YOU FUCKING IMBECILES.
ITS CALLED 2 AM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OKAY ANYTHING STEAMY RELATED WAS MADE BY TODD IM SAYING THIS RIGHT NOW - PJ