Dedication:
"To quote one of the fathers of emo, this story is dedicated to the broken, the beaten, and the damned. Also, to the fools in young love, of which I am one. And fools out of young love. And fools in general. Also, hi mom and dad. *waves* Hopefully, neither of you are reading this." -A
"I dedicate this to all the teenagers who saw the chapter titles and thought this book would be dirty. I also dedicate this to all the fellow single people out there, and to everyone who's ever written a novel. It's harder than it looks. And lastly, of course, to our emo lord and savior, Brendon Urie." -K
Epigraph:
"It is important
to stay sweet
and loving."
- Kay Ryan
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