Rockin' Romeo and Jammin' Jul...

By SpilledPink

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"Welcome to The Missionary Position, and I'm not talking about the band." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Meet Sophie Evans and J... More

Foreword
Cast List
Wrong Time For Erotica
Orgasm Answered My Prayers
Fetish Took Me By Surprise
Horny At 5 A.M.
Cheeky Rimjob
Lessons in Banging
A Sensible Alternative to Cunnilingus
Kinky Motivation
Sinning At A Strip Club
Thirsty For You
Queen Of Dicks
BDSM Is Only The Beginning
Suck My Lady Dick
How Many Drinks Do You Need Before You Sleep With Me? By Fall Out Boy
Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough
All You Need Is A Banana, Vaseline, And Consent
You Think You Can Kinkshame Me Under My Own Roof?
DIY Dildo
Your Fetish Is My Attention
Grip My Hips And Make Me Scream
What? I Didn't Invite You Over For Netflix And Literal Chill
One, Two, Three, Four, There's A Stripper At The Door!
Wow, These Lyrics Sound A Lot Like Foreplay
The Best Form Of Serendipity Is Car Sex
Rated M For Masturbation
That Lingerie Would Look Great On My Bedroom Floor
I've Got A Big, Lesbian Crush On You
Four AM Fisting
Emo Trinity Threesome
Handcuffs, Lies, and Hate Sex
70's Porn Star Sabotage
Oral Sex For Dummies
Ride Me Like A Cowboy on a Bareback Horse
Kinky Nine Way Garage Orgy
Genitals Are Food, Not Friends
The All-American Boner
8-Hour Erection Hospitilization
Phallic Poetry
Choke Me, Daddy
Epilogue
Afterword

"But Masturbation Won't Mend My Familial Rift"

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By SpilledPink

Chapter 39:
((Playlist: 11:11 by Waterparks))

Bzzzzzz.   Bzzzzzzz.  Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Sophie rolled over in her bed, scowling at the clock on her night stand, then at the phone glowing next to it.  She rubbed a hand over her sleepy eyes.  What in the world?  Who could be calling me at this ungodly hour?

"Jackson?" she yawned.  "What is it?"

"Sophie!  We never did that project!"

"Project?  Jackson, it's four in the morning-"

"No, Sophie, it's our project!  You know, the one from like three months ago?  The one that spawned our entire relationship and the events of the aforementioned three months?  The one that's due today?"

"... Shit."

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