(PICTURE OF MARIAH ON THE SIDE!!)
Dan's POV:
I was about to walk out the door to get coffee from a little coffee shop down the street but as I got out the door and was about to close it
Phil: Dan? Where are you off to?
Dan: To pick up some coffee. Wanna come?
Phil: Yeah sure!
Phil and I walked out the door with our coats and hats on and caught the lift
then we walked down the streets cracking up at almost everything and getting slapped by Phil for making a 'Phil's mum' joke then we were about to get to the crosswalk and saw a figure so we put on our sunglasses and the rest of our disguise so if they were a crazed fan they wouldn't try to rape us.
Phil and I said Hello to the nice girl and told her to have a nice day.
but Phil stopped at the crosswalk for the big sign to turn green
I of course didn't feel the need to stop and kept on walking
that girl had a Llama and a unicorn mix hat on...
a Llamacorn?
Phil: Hey! Wait up!
but of course I kept on walking
Damn this street is long
Phil: DAN!!!!
Just as I got to the middle I heard a gasp and felt myself being lifted off my feet.
there was a car coming right for me!
but even worse....
the beautiful girl lay in front of the car looking unconscious
I ran towards her so did Phil both getting out our phones
Me and Phil: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
the person that hit that poor girl got out of the car and gasped
Man: MY CAR!!!
Dan: YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN WATCHING WHERE YOU WERE GOING AND NOT TEXTING SOMEONE!!!
Phil: YOU ASSHOLE YOU RAN OVER A POOR INNOCENT LOOKING GIRL!!!!
by then Phil and the man were fighting and I kept staring at the girl
she was very beautiful
except for the blood pooling out of her side....
HOLY SHIT SHE'S BLEEDING!!!!
Dan: Guys.....
they kept fighting
Dan: Guys.......
the kept at it not even a single glance my way
I got fed up
Dan: RAPPPPEEEEE!!!!!!
they both finally looked at me
Dan: SHE IS BLEEDING SEVERELY!!
Phil: oh shit! Sorry Dan!
we all rushed to the hospital I sat in the back of this man's newly dented car with Phil and the girl on my side.
OH GOD DAMMIT WHY DID I EVEN TO TRY?!?!?!!?
Author's Note:
yep I tried.....
STAY CORNY MY LLAMACORNS!!!
~Audrey The Llamacorn