If you had to trade in Riptide for any other, what would it be?
Percy: Obviously Octavian's face . . . OHOHO!
Octavian: Whoa, what?
Percy: Dude, I was kidding. Take a joke.
Octavian: Oh.
Percy: Or was I kidding about kidding?
Octavian: What?
Percy: Or was I kidding about kidding about kidding.
Octavian: I'm so confused!!!
Percy: #Persassy