Annabeth: I only want one slice.
Percy: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.
Annabeth: . . . Percy, that's two. You just stacked two slices on top of each other.
Percy: Shh. Not when you eat it like this.
Percy: The body doesn't know.
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Dam, We're Laughing Again
Fanfiction{Third installment of the joke books} If you are looking for a way to waste ten seconds of your life with something Percy Jackson related, you're in the right place! A few things to expect? -Jercy -Bromance -Dams -Sarcasm -Hi -Does anyone even read...