LIGHTS! CAMERA! ROLEPLAY!

By ChocolateMadeUsDoIt

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Welcome,friends and strangers to our dumping grounds. In this place of wonders you're most likely to find rol... More

Loaf and Loss
Limbs
Flying Food
In memory of Wall
They shall rise...
Wall: The end?
Comic Sans
When Mum isn't Home
yo bruh
WAIT WHAT
Surrender now or prepare to fite
Merse Meese Moose
Majestic Potatoes
w-WAIT I cAN ExPLAin!
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-*Feels fired*
Three types of writers
Homework
The Essence of Life
I tried
This is a thing
Key
Annotations.
Hamiltrash
Normal greetings when we wake
"How do you work on stories?"
When we are bored
-Can you feel the love tonight-
From 2-3 AM on Saturday...
Happy SPOOKYDAY!
Seems pretty normal
wHOoosh
chill child
itS NOT A PHASE DAD
slightly less normal
Untitled part
1 am
Rose-Kan-Kat call
-band-
Symphonic Band- Kas Edition
gosh diddly darn it kas
nope
The Great Potawar
plot twist: this book is still alive (edited several times)
Kas and rose interactions
The "Before Homecoming" Dinner: a summary
Band: Every time
band and our director / marching codirector
little blips
fun facts!!!:D
band and surprisingly not band
piano? you mean fortissimo
repairrrrrs
non spoiler- movie theater, band, stuffs
stuff
eat it
kas no
more band mates (since kas missed some key stuff)
on my block
my lack of self control
im going to kill them
before kas finds out
chatem
yoyoyo
s C R E A CH
rip lol

(K/C)at fight

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By ChocolateMadeUsDoIt

Kas:
I have 5 potato

Catty:
I have ? potato
I have no potato
Maybe a French fry
Is that enough

Kas:
No!!! Need 3 potatoe!!!!!!!!!
(I hate typing like that but I like it 
help)

Catty:
I barter 13 French fry?

Kas:
NO! POTATO!!!

Catty:
French fries are potatoes too.
I can't believe you'd be so racist!
I thought our society was making progress.

Kas:
But you can't make french fry into mash potato

Catty:
Hmh.

Kas:
SOCIETY WILL NEVER PROGRESS

Catty:
AND YOU CANT MAKE NARWHALS INTO RAINBOW CLOUDS BUT THEYRE SEA UNICORNS TOO

Kas:
FUCK THE NARWHALS

Catty:
I can't believe people this conservative exist in our society. Soon you'll be spurting lies about how milkshakes aren't ice cream!

Kas:
They aren't! Stop letting the liberals infect your mind!! Milkshakes SCIENTIFICALLY have different components!!

Catty:
Nobody is poisoning my mind!!! We are all made up of different atoms and elements, so SCIENTIFICALLY, we are all different!!! It's what's on the inside that counts!

Kas:
BUT WHAT IF THEY ARE DIFFERENT INSIDE???? WE WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE YOUR LIBERAL SOCIETY RUINS THE STILTS WE BUILD UPON

Catty:
I NEVER SAID THAT IT WAS OUR CALL TO DETERMINE WHAT THEY ARE ON THE INSIDE. BUT A FRENCH FRY IS A POTATO!!! THE GENETIC SIMILARITIES ARE THERE!!!

Kas:
BUT ARE THEY THE SAME? NO. THIS IS LIKE CALLING A BLUEBIRD A CARDINAL, CATHERINE

Catty:
THEY ARE MODIFIED VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES!! A HUMAN WITH A PROSTHETIC OR DYED HAIR OR TATTOOS IS STILL A HUMAN BUT JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT. WHEN WIL YOU CONSERVATIVES LEARN?

Kas:
I think the question is when will the liberals learn that they are just being manipulated.

Catty:
Then when will conservatives learn that they are living in the past and holding on to old philosophies like the last oar in the boat towards society progression?

Kas:
ghhh this convo is getting too deep I'm out

Catty:
Nice fighting with you

Kas:
Ditto


[Note: I am, in fact, a liberal. I kinda have to be. This was a joke argument. -Kas]

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