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Zodiac Signs

By _Crimson14_

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So let's get this straight. This book is all about fun and stuff, not REAL horoscopes, okay? Good. Oh yeah an... More

When the signs stub their toe
Signs in a Horror movie
Zodiac dancing styles
Zodiac Signs: Favorite music
The signs in 12 years
How the signs reply to "I love you"
Contradicting Squads
The signs as Deres
What the signs are likely to dream about
When the signs are home alone
How the signs act when they like you
The signs fighting on the internet
The signs planning murder
The signs as Battery Percentages
The signs as Natural Disasters
Who the signs are going to fight
Things you should never tell the signs
Things the signs need to shut up about
Author's Note
The signs as Dog thoughts
Astrology: 7 Deadly sins
The signs as Creepypastas (Male)
The signs as Creepypasta (Female)
The signs: Favorite Weapons
The signs in 3 words
Why the signs are Evil
The signs as Ex's
The signs at Work
What the signs dislike
When the signs wake up
The signs in a classroom
The signs not-so-good traits
What the signs need more than anything
The signs getting lost
The signs seeing a fight
What the signs are doing in the middle of the night
EXO vs BTS
The signs when studying
The signs at school
The signs while driving
How long the signs take to get ready in the morning
"I don't like you"
The signs message to Haters
How the signs would react to being famous
When in love, the signs have...
The signs as Parents
Common Zodiac Expressions
Facts about the signs
The signs when flirting
"Do you like me?"
The signs in Titanic
Annoying things the signs say
The Squads for the Signs
What the Signs can expect from 2017
Thank You!
Zodiac Blues
Why the signs are problematic
Things you never hear about the signs but should
The Signs at the Theater
Why the Signs can't fall asleep
When you bitch about the signs and they find out
The signs when bored
The Signs when jealous
The Signs: Who kills them
How the Signs chill
The Signs: Favorite Food
The Signs in a hot room
How Evil are the Signs
When the Signs find out that their crush likes them back
If each Signs came with a Sticker
The Signs at a Party
The Signs at a Wedding
The "waiting for someone to love me" Squad
"The cute but psycho" Squad
The "we only wear black" Squad
The "fuck with me and get ready for your funeral" Squad
The Signs as Bedroom Themes
The Signs watching a Horror movie
The Signs as College Majors
Reasons to be friends with the Signs
How the Signs react to being proposed to
Most to Least likely to commit a crime
The Signs in Class
Stressed, Dressed, Possessed, Obsessed
Top 5 most likely to be humorous
The Signs home alone (100% accurate)
Facebook VS Youtube
The Signs as Melanie Martinez Songs
The Signs' in Partner in Crime
The Signs: Sleep
The "Last to die in a Horror Movie" Squad
What the Signs spend most of their money on
How much of an asshole is your sign
Nicki Minaj VS Taylor Swift
How the Signs got expelled from school
How each Signs show anger
Why the Signs are still Single
The Signs at a Karaoke Bar
The Signs: When the world ends
Who do you fall in love for according to your Zodiac Sign
Zodiac Signs' Awards
The Signs at the Beach
Zodiac Fears
"The Kindest people alive but can freeze Hell over with a glance"
The Signs when they're Tired
The Signs finding out that someone has a crush on them
Zodiac Signs During Confrontations
My head hurts because...
Things the Signs say too much
Worst Job for the Signs
The Signs that aren't "supposed" to get along but usually do
Most to Least Clumsy
The Signs in a Relationship
The Signs as Mythical Creatures
The Signs when they're embarassed
The Signs as bitches
The Signs as Humor
The "Sarcastic as Hell" Squad
Those who Cry most to least
What the Signs would say in a date
The Signs: Random 'Facts'
The Signs in the first day of School
Zodiac Signs: Crazy Meter
The Signs: Hidden Desires
The Signs: Emotions
What the Signs really hate
The Signs' response to 'your ugly'
How the Signs deal with stress
How the Signs study
Why do people dislike the Signs
Reasons why you should kiss this Sign
When the Signs see a Ghost
1 good thing and 1 bad thing about the Signs
The Signs as Smells
12 Days of Christmas
Zodiac Signs: Squads
The Signs after a Breakup
How the Signs feel in their Darkest times
The Signs as "words"
The Signs as 'break'
The Signs: Bitch Squads
The Signs in a Trip
Best to Worst Signs to have a crush on
Zodiac Signs: Superpowers
Why the Sigbs have no Social life
Beautiful Features of each Sign
The Signs: Funny or Serious
When there is Brownout
The Signs as Suicide Squad
The Signs as Conspiracy Theories
The Signs: At the playground when they were young
The Signs as Memes
The Signs as Kinds of ass
Why your Signs sucks
Things the Signs are bad at
"Opens up the door to go outside, sees people, closes the door" Squad
Lab Partner Squads
The Signs as I understand them from tumblr
The Signs as Cities
The Signs + Movies
The Signs as Emojis
What the Signs would do in an Earthquake
The Signs: Lucky Colors
The Signs: Innocent or Evil
The Signs as Favorite Subjects
The Signs as Relationship Goals
The Signs as Parents
The Signs: "Somebody that I used to know"
Pick-up Lines for each of the Signs
Zodiac Signs: Knowledge is...
The Signs as Back-To-School Supplies
The Signs when wrong
The Signs: "as hell"
The Signs: If they have addiction, it would be...
The Signs: When Internet Connection crashes
The Signs: Checking their phone
The Signs: Texting
~Author's Note~
The Signs belong...
The Signs: Feelings
The Signs' first thought in the morning
What the Signs are made of
Zodiac Signs: If they don't like you
The Signs as Hunger Games Characters
The Signs in the Hospital: "What happened to you?"
Zodiac Signs: Never...
Zodiac Signs: "You're a horrible person!"
The Signs as Emotions (Positive)
The Signs as Emotions (Negative)
Top 5 Most Obsessive Signs
The Signs as Snacks
"My humor is half funny, half sarcastic" Squad
How Secretive is your Sign?
Why the Signs giggle
The Parts of the Body that your Sign is ruled by
The Signs as Angels, Demons, or Both
The Signs as Fandoms
Zodiac Signs: Cats VS Dogs
Zodiac Signs: Smart or Dumb
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Things the Signs are bad at

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Aries: Getting off their high horse.

Taurus: Having motivation.

Gemini: Making decisions.

Cancer: Leaving people alone.

Leo: Not talking to anyone.

Virgo: Being modest.

Libra: Shutting up.

Scorpio: Not getting offended.

Sagittarius: Making friends.

Capricorn: Loving someone back.

Aquarius: Helping people through tough times.

Pisces: Staying on topic.

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