Xavi: Hola! Mi nombre es Xavi—
Lionel Messi: STFU HOE YOU DITCHED US FOR THE DESERT
Xavi: WHY YOU RACIST UNGRATEFUL BITCH—
Maya: CALM IT DOWN YOU COWS, AND FOCUS ON THE QUESTION.
Xavi: *hmphs indignantly*
"Why is your hair always spiky?"
*slips on shades*
Cause it's gotta be as sharp as my reflexes.
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