Annabeth: I only want one slice.
Percy: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.
Annabeth: . . . Percy, that's two. You just stacked two slices on top of each other.
Percy: Shh. Not when you eat it like this.
Percy: The body doesn't know.
Dam, We're Laughing Again
By the_akward_fangirl
{Third installment of the joke books} If you are looking for a way to waste ten seconds of your life with som... More