Wasspoppin?
I feel like I haven't updated in years😩
My bad,My motherfucking grades dropping had to bring them hoes back up 😀😉
I'm changing Jasmine name and character!
Jasmine new name is Mila😍😍
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"Dead ass,Never fuck a girl who got Nike slides"Lucas told my brother while I ate my apple
I bit into my apple and chewed it.I didn't understand why he was so pressed about freaking on a girl who wear Nike slides.
"Why Lucas?"
I spun around in the little chair I was sitting in.
"Cause the bitch gone fuck you and leave you"I laughed
This stupid ass negro
"Bitch you was butthurt wasn't it"Kyle teased making everybody except Lucas laugh
Dead ass I don't see how a girl would hurt Lucas.He's just so HIM ...I guess
He fine as hell and he's smart.He's cool and have an outstanding personality.
Bitch if I didn't look at him as an brother I would've been got with him
Issa daddy
"Mila what the fuck you smiling about?"Lucas asked
"Me being a hoe..I kind of love being one Y'know"
Kyle spit out his drink and glared at me .
I doubled over in laughter. I crack myself up.
"Y'know I would expect this from brybry but you naww"Lucas said causing me to laugh
"I been a hoe ,I'm a whole hoe out here .Cardi B my inspiration"I stuck my tongue out and did a quick handshake with brybry
"Brybry you're a bad influence you made my sister a hoe"Kyle joked making us laugh
"No honey your sister was already a hoe. You just didn't know"she responded
"OHHHHHH BARSSSSS"I yelled
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"Mila got caught"Kyle yelled running away from me
We was currently playing hide&go seek in Kmart .
"I caught you bitch" I touched Lucas and took off Running
I turned the corner and jumped in the thing that held all the big balls.
Ha big balls😂😂
"Where y'all ignorant asses at?"Lucas yelled
I moved the strings out the way so I could get out of the thing.
I ran and hid by the baby wipes.
Somebody touched my shoulder and I jawed they ass
"Dude wtf you just fucked my jaw up"Kyle yelled
I was rolling until he started crying .Fucking sissy ass little boy😂
"Bitch shut up before you get us caught"I said
"I'm telling daddy when he come back home stupid whore"He respond
I started throwing pampers at him and we both ended up getting caught. But I didn't feel like chasing anyone so we all went to the corner store to get snacks.
"One nigga"Kyle yelled
"Two nigga"
"Three nigga"
"Fourrrr"
"How many niggas are in my store ?"
"I know you're stealing "I yelled imitating the boy voice from the video
Everybody laughed and bought their stuff.I walked out to the car and brought the engine to life waiting for everybody to come out the store.
"I just bought pistol it got 30 rounds in it,Pull up at your mama house and put some rounds in it .Wet a nigga block and them drown in it"I rapped
"I'M ON THAT SLAUGHTER GAME SHIT MURDER GAME SHIT BITCHHH"I yelled swerving in the next line
"Bitch stop driving crazy hoe and its gang not game"Lucas said tightened his seatbealt
"Well hoe I was freestyling"
I swayed my hips as
Tory lanezX Slow grind came on.
"And ain't nobody lacking babyyyy"I sung
"You sound horrible mila "Lucas said ending his Snapchat video
"I'm trying to get freakkyy babyyyy"I basically yelled
I finally pulled up to the house and we both got out.
I walked in the house and saw everybody eating their snacks.
"So wassup y'all trying to go to this college party"My new friend July said
July was a hoe nonetheless she was a good hoe. She didn't suck dick but she did throw it back for a couple niggas
But she a cool Lil thottie.
"Dude bitch I'm trying to be a hoe tonight "I said sticking my tongue out and shaking my ass
"Disgrace"Kyle mumbled eating his hot fries.
I walked up to him and smacked them out of his hand
"You act like I'm gone cry .I'm just gone eat these hoes off the floor"
He laid down on the floor and started eating them
I was rolling
"Fucking dick muncher" I'm sitting here trying to catch my breathe from laughing.
"Hoe you slurping so shut the fuck up"July matched his tone
I looked between them and fell on the floor laughing
"Told y'all dumb ass not to let her smoke this motherfucker can't breathe stupid ass know she got bronchitis"Tim yelled
"Damn delinquent why you so pressed asseater"Jay said making me stop laughing
"On me stick to one cup there go a plastic one over there"I pointed
"Bitch you stupid " brybry yelled falling off the couch too
"What time this party start man"Tim asked july
"Why you trying go eat some ass?"I asked
"Bitch get out"Lucas yelled while laughing
"I swear I love y'all retarded ass ,but it start at 11"July said laughing
It was currently 10
"Okay we about to start getting dressed"I said grabbing brybry and July
We walked into my room and I started to undress grabbing my towel and going into my bathroom.
I turned the shower on and got in.I took a 40 minute shower and got out.
I walked into my room and saw that July,and brybry was already dressed
"Y'all fake .We In this together so we get dressed together"I said going in my closet
July laughed
"Bitch you just be wanting to make people touch your booty cause you think its soft"Brybry said and july started rolling
I put my clothes on and had july do my hair.Brybry helped me pick out jewelry.
"Okay pictures"I said clapping
"I'm first"July said
She stood up and went to the corner of my room.
She held the back of her neck ready for me to take the picture until
"Bitch your neck hurt.That mean you don't need to go no where"Kyle said
"Fuck up pussy muncher"She said and then did another pose.
"Okay me next"
I grabbed the phone and took brybry picture.
"Okay bitch you got to bend over and show your ass"I said encouraging her
She did another pose .
"Mila put your fucking hip back in before I whoop your ass"Tim yelled coming in my room
I stuck my tongue out at him and posed for my picture
I grabbed my phone and walked downstairs. I sat on the couch and waited
I clicked on my Snapchat app and started to make videos.
"S-s-stupid ass hoe"kyle yelled jumping in my video
"Move bitch and you know you didn't have to stutter that hard.. I'm telling daddy you need speaking classes again"I said before ending the video
"BOOM BOOM BOP"
After hearing that I jumped up and ran to see who fell down the stairs.
"How did you fall"I said laughing
"That bitch tripped me with them ugly ass oranges on her feet"He pointed at brybry
She held her hand up in defense and I started laughing
"Fucking morons man "I said walking back to the couch
"Y'all ready dang come on I'm ready to be a hoe"I yelled walking to the uber
Everybody piled up in the uber and they hotboxed without his permission which I found very disrespectful but who am I to call someone disrespectful .I smoked too so yeeeaa
"First off baby I'm to wavy for this bullshit you bring to me"I sung to Snapchat
"I wanna be the nigga that you call on"July joined in
"I'm more than just a friend pretty lady"Brybry said drinking from a Hennessey bottle
"Bitch give me some"I said before snatching it and downing it
"Damn mila fucked up throat ass little girl"Lucas said
"Bitch suck my ass"
"Yes masta" He replied
"Get the fuck out Lucas" I laughed and then hiccupped
The uber dude pulled up to the frat house and everybody got out.
"Hoe card activated"I said and everybody busted out into laughter
"Get your fucking sister bro"Lucas said laughing
We walked in the party and it was lit.
Like it had to be more than 300 people here
"Aye shake that ass bitch"Some dude ran to get to a big booty girl which made me laugh
July pulled me to dance with her and she twerked on me .
That's all I remember until everything blacked out
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Did y'all miss me?
Probably not
QOTD:How would y'all feel if I did a book where jacquees was an therapist ?? I got so many ideas for books but I can't pick one