~She's a tornado with pretty eyes and a heartbeat~
"You're such a cheater!" Clint shouted as Steve won his third game of ping pong.
"Now you sound like Tony." Steve said, a victorious smile on his face as Clint set the paddle down. "Besides, you can't cheat in ping pong."
"You so can cheat in ping pong because you've been cheating this entire time." Clint said as he walked off to the living room where the TV was on the news. Steve put the paddle down and the joined everyone in the living room where they were watching the news for some reason.
"Yesterday morning an Avengers quinjet was spotted landing just outside of Nice after the discovery of a new terrorist group known as Eris." Sebastian, the news guy said, "With the arrival of the partial Avengers team this has many people wondering if we'll be seeing any of Captain America and his 'team'"
"They're funny if they think we're just going to waltz out of hiding to help them. I'm sure they can handle it themselves." Sam said as he tossed popcorn into his mouth and relaxed into the couch next to Steve and Wanda. "I mean we're international fugitives for crying out loud, we have to be careful just going to the store."
"It's not like we're a team anyway." Wanda said quietly. "If we were, then we wouldn't be sitting here in the middle of Switzerland."
"I have an idea, let's play Mario kart." Clint said as he was already making his way to the tv to change the channel and steal a steering wheel.
"Why? So you can accuse me of cheating again?"
"You were cheating!" Clint shouted as he tossed steering wheels to Wanda, Sam, and Steve.
"I'll take all of you bitches down." Sam said as he prepared himself.
Clint scoffed, "Wanda could kick our asses any day."
***
"You've got to be kidding." Clint said as he rested his head in his hands, "We can't help them."
"Clint, we can't just sit by and watch. They need us whether they'll admit it or not." Steve said, "If we're trying to help, it wouldn't make any sense for us to be arrested again."
"Maybe Steve's got a point." Sam spoke up causing Clint to shake his head and give Sam a look. "Even if we do get arrested, this time it's at least for a good cause. None of us want them to get hurt, no matter how mad we are at some of them. And this goes beyond us. This is a terrorist organization."
"I think we should go." Bucky added, Wanda nodding in agreement as she turned the tv on to the news that was covering the ongoing battle between the avengers and the Eris base. It was clearly not getting any better for the team and Steve was finding it hard to just sit by and do nothing. "And Eris only works with and creates enhanced people so Wanda could really help deal with them."
"So when are we leaving?"
"Everyone change and then we'll go."
***
"I have a problem, I've got two enhanced and they aren't being bothered by the bullets at all." Natasha said over the comm as she sat up in a tree, trying to take out agents.
"That sounds problematic, I would help you, but I'm swamped. These guys keep coming out of nowhere." Tony said back through a grunt.
"Fuck!" Klara replied, "You little bitch, im gonna kill you! That hurt."
Natasha couldn't help but laugh at that, "Language, Klara."
"Shut up, Nat. Steve's not even he- are you trying to take my head off?! Geez." Klara shrieked, "This is getting ridiculous, it's never ending."
Natasha noticed that more agents seemed to be coming her way and as she shot at them, only half of them seemed to even notice the bullets piercing their skin. Suddenly the two closest to her were picked up and thrown through the trees. "The fuck?"
More of the agents were being blasted away and the red glow of magic was all too familiar to the redhead, who then tried to convince herself she was wrong or that she was seeing things.
Wanda leaped from the tree and landed hard on the ground as she shot a blast of magic strong enough to take all of the agents within seeing distance of her. She seemed to think she was done until a fireball narrowly missed her head and a blast of magic sent her flying. "Oh you want to play that game? Bring it." Wanda said, out of breath as she stood up from the ground and sent a blast at the angry blonde running at her. "Yeah, I can do that too."
Wanda stood in the small clearing with her hands on her hips as she scouted the area for anymore threats. "Wanda, do you see anybody, enemy or not?" Steve's voice came over the comm.
"I don't have night vision, who do you think I am?" Wanda replied, "But I can hear people talking so there's that."
"I've got eyes on Tony, we should probably get out of here before we get, ya know, arrested." Sam said. "Ow, shit! Where the hell did you come from?"
"Language, Sam." Wanda said, mockingly.
"Wanda, I need you!" Steve shouted as he came barreling through the trees, screaming as three agents ran behind him, shooting a mix of ice and fire.
"You've got to be kidding." Wanda muttered in Sokovian as her eyes glowed red as she blasted them, barely missing Steve as he bolted around her.
"Nat, I know you're up there, get your fucking ass down here and help me!" Wanda shouted as she narrowly missed a fire ball aimed at her head. "Stop trying to kill me, it's getting old." She shouted at the three enhanced who seemed to be playing target practice with her and Steve's heads.
Natasha dropped from the tree, firing at the three agents who proved to be difficult to deal with. "Would you die already? You're wearing me out." Wanda sent one final blast, strong enough to blast the three of them off of there feet and flying through the trees.
"Please tell me we're done." Wanda said as she tried to catch her breath, "im dying."
In the midst of their break, Wanda felt hands wrap around her wrists. Wanda went into a state of panic at the family feel. She tried to swing her arms around, but failed. Wanda rolled her eyes as she attempted to mess with the person's mind, but she was met with a man laughing and the familiar sound of handcuffs closing around her wrists. Wanda rolled her eyes again, she could get out of stupid handcuffs.
"I wouldn't even try it, witch, these are made just for you." Wanda kicked her foot back, aiming for his family jewels.
"What the hell are you doing? Don't touch him!" Klara shouted as she ran over, nearly tripping over her own feet. Her fist made contact with the Shield agent's face before she was pulled back and handcuffed. One of the agents had a pair of handcuffs similar to the ones currently on Wanda and locked them onto Steve's wrists as he fought.
"Klara, you really should've stayed out of this one." Steve said.
"Sorry, babe. I wasn't about to stand by and watch them take my man down."
"Nice job, Steve." Wanda said, mockingly. "And since when are you two dating? You haven't even been able to have any sort of contact in six months."
"We talked over a secret phone that I had, duh." Klara replied her nonchalantly.
Wanda now turned to Steve, giving him a very disapproving look, "I can't talk to my fiancée, but you can have phone dates with my best friend?"
Steve looked to Wanda, "What did I do?" Steve asked, ignoring the rest of what Wanda had said.
Wanda rolled her eyes and avoided looking at him, "This was your idea. I mean, clearly they didn't need our help. Right, babe?"
"Yeah, sure. We had everything under control." The redhead said as the three Avengers struggled in the handcuffs. None of them expected Clint to come running through the trees, limbs flailing as he ran from the Shield agents chasing after him.
"Hi, Nat!" He shouted, "Bye, Nat!"
Clint didn't make it far before an electric arrow lodged in his back, sending him tumbling to the ground, shouting curses as he grabbed the arrow and tossed it away from him. Wanda snorted as she laughed, "Not so fun when it's you, now is it?"
Clint groaned as he was handcuffed and pulled off of the ground, "You were trying to mind control me, I didn't have another option."
"What the- don't touch that!" Wanda shouted, trying to get out of the agent's grip as he slipped the ring off of her hand and slipped it into his pocket.
"You really are a pain in the ass." He said before knocking her over the head with the butt of the gun. He smirked as he watched Wanda's unconscious form fall to the ground.
"That was a bad idea." The man rolled his eyes at the redhead, "What are you going to to do about it?"
"This." Natasha shot a widow's bite at him just as more agents walked through the trees with Scott, Sam and Bucky.
"Don't even think about putting me in handcuffs."