The distant ringing of the phone echoed off the walls of the dark, void room.
The click of a receiver.
"Hello?"
What a smooth, charming voice-
"Hey Izaya..."
What a drone-like answer...
"Ah, (name)-chan~! Did you miss me so much that you couldn't resist calling me so late at night~?"
"... I can't sleep."
"Is it because you miss me and all you can think about it me and your mind won't let you sleep ~?"
"No! Shut up- I'm just bored."
"Oh how lovely for you (name)-chan, however I have work to complete by tomorrow morning so I don't have time to entertain you."
"Izayaaaaaa... Pleeeeassssseeee!"
"But (name)-channnnnnn-"
"Help me go to sleep and I'll let you work."
"Hmm.... Fine, I have an idea~!"
"...I can hear you laughing Izaya- what's so funny? This better not be one of your stupid jo-"
"No no no, (name)-chan~! Listen: You want to sleep, right? And what induces you to sleep more than the feeling of tiredness and exhaustion~? Are you tired yet, (name)-chan~?"
"Well, no-"
"So I have a way to tire you out~! I'll be over in 5 minutes to show you what it is~"
"W-what-"
*Beep* *Beep*
Call Ended