His Oreo Princesa

By SarcasticallyWitty

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[FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Hi." Kyla smiles nervously. "Hi." Cole greets back, just as nervousl... More

HIS OREO PRINCESA
{1} My 3 Brothers
{2} You Tickle the Dragon, You Get Burnt
{3} The Bra Unhooker
{4} Never Let Summer-Storm and Reese Teach
{5} Art + Kayden = Hell
{6} Overprotective Brothers
{7} Unnecessarily Overprotective Brothers Ship Stayden
{8} The Quads Kitchen Disaster
{9} Truth or Dare
{10} Mother Nature Payed Her a Visit
{11} Death Anniversary
{12} The Story of Jayden Paris
{13} The Tree Stump
{14} Kayden's Father
{15} Mission Cola
{16} Ask Her Out, Idiot
{17} Say Yes, Idiot
{18} The New Girl
{19} Jayden Would Have Believed Me
{20} Bathroom Encounters and Comeback Battles
{21} Don't Bring Foo-Foo into This
{22} Shut Your Face, Cole
{23} You're a Motherfreaking Jizztissue
{24} I Like Kayden Freaking Paris
{25} I Like Summer-Storm TeNana-Williams
{26} The Last Game
{27} Whipped
{28} Reese and Cassie
{29} Nothing Happened...kinda
{30} How Do You Have a 4.0 GPA
{31} Baby Making in the Grocery Store
{32} I Need to Shit
{33} Stayden
{34} Prom
{35} Reincarnation of Satan in the Body of a Witch
{36} I'm Gonna Kick her Ass all the Way to Outer Space
{38} Foo-Foo's Going to Yale
{39} Bye
{40} Graduation
Epilogue
HIS LITTLE DEVIL

{37} Senior Prank Day

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By SarcasticallyWitty

~Summer-Storm~

I jump awake and shoot out of bed as a bucket of freezing cold water is poured all over me. I look up and find Reese laughing his ass of at my door.

"Reese,what the hell?!" I lunge at him but he runs out of my room and into the hallway.

"Check your calendar, big sis." He calls to me before running into his room, still laughing.

I grumble under my breath, grabbing my phone and going to the calendar app.

June 21 2017

Senior Prank Day in school.

Hell yeah!

I grin widely before running into my bathroom to get ready for school.

Watch out, Ms Heyfer.

*~*

I slide down the stair railing and make my way to the kitchen where Cole, Reese and my parents are sitting. I'm guessing Nate's still asleep.

"Hey, kid." Papá greets as he kisses my forehead. "A little birdie told me that it's Senior Prank Day today."

"If you're talking about Reese, don't you mean little idiot?" I say, making Reese glare at me.

"Hey!"

I ignore him, turning to papá. "It is Senior Prank Day today. And I'm going to pull an amazing prank."

"Sure, whatever, Pumpkin." Papá nods. "But there's no way you're going to top my prank."

Right, papá's senior prank.

He attached a fishing hook on the flag pole line, hooked Mr Farrington's toupee and raised it to the top of the flag pole.

It was the best prank in high school history.

Until now.

"Hell yeah, I am."

*~*

"So, it's Senior Prank Day..." Kyla trails off, noticing my smirk. "What are you planning on pulling on Ms Hayfer?"

"A prank, obviously." I say in a 'duh' tone.

"Stop being a smartass." She rolls her eyes playfully. "But seriously, what's your prank?"

"Well-"

"Hello, Queen of Pranks." Cole greets me as he plops down next to Kyla under the big oak tree at back of the school. He leans over and pecks Kyla's lips. "Hey, babe."

Reese runs over with Kayden and Nate following slowly behind him. He throws himself down next to me. "So, what's your big prank on Ms Hayfer?"

I throw my hands up. "Okay, how the hell does everyone know I'm going to pull a big prank on Ms Hayfer?!"

"Because you hate the lady." Kayden plops down my other side, kissing my cheek.

"And you're the Queen of Pranks." Nate adds, sitting down in between Kayden and Cole.

"What's the prank?" Cole questions as he and everyone else look at me curiously.

"Something good, but I'll need you guys to keep lookout." I then turn to Kayden. "And you have the most important job of all."

*~*

"Feeding you Oreos! That's my 'important' job?!" Kayden exclaims, holding a pack of Oreos.

"Well, no shit." I roll my eyes. "Oreos are important. Poof, important job."

"Foo-Foo Cuddly Poops, please don't let us get caught." Reese pleads as he looks up at the sky from his position by the door of Ms Hayfer's office, Cassie standing next to him.

"Princesa, are you almost done?" Kayden questions from next to me.

"Not yet." I reply through a mouthful of Oreo.

"Stormy, are you almost done?" Cole asks as he and Kyla keep a lookout by the office window.

"Nope."

"Summer-Storm, are you almost done?" Nate questions as he and Hannah keep a lookout by the classroom door.

"It's the same answer as its been the last twenty-seven times...NO!" I snap. "Do you want to hear it in Spanish? No!"

*~*

"Okay class, let me go get the text books from my office." Ms Hayfer says halfway through her History lesson.

She walks into her office, leaving us in the classroom.

"Oh, a present." We hear her surprised voice float through the air from her office.

She's falling for it.

"SON OF A BITCH!"

I smirk as her curse rings out with the sound of objects falling.

She fell for it.

You see, while my brothers, Kyla, Hannah and Cassie were keeping lookout, and Kayden was feeding me Oreos, I took the screws out of everything that was hung up in her office and put it in a wrapped box that played as a fake present. The box was attached to a string which was attached to everything I took the screws out of. When Ms Hayfer picked up the box, it pulled on the strings, which caused everything to fall.

And I got it all on video.

I internally thank Cole for setting up hidden cameras in her office.

She storms back into the classroom with the box of screws in hand and bright pink paint dripping down her body.

I also rigged a can of paint to tip all over her when she pulled the string.

I smirk at her. "Happy Senior Prank Day."

*~*

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