fools. (sprayberry)✔️

By sprayberrybixch

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"only fools fall for you only fools do what i do" *... More

part one
1 - "all of tyler's cousins are such cute beans"
2 - "LANIEL FOREVER!"
3 - "beef beEF BEEF"
4 - "you're a great cousin, tyler!"
5 - "you ain't slick"
6 - "no, i'm not fantasizing about my cousin"
7 - "oh by the way, i know you're gay"
8 - "it's pretty litty"
9 - "wait... is this like that justin bieber song?"
10 - "cool dude"
11 - "are they dropping hints?"
12 - "not that kind of 20 questions you perv!"
13 - "SHELLEY HENNIG JUST ROASTED ME"
14 - "how are things with the second best dylan?"
15 - "happy birthday"
16 - "DATE?!?!"
17 - "wow can you believe i have no fucking clothes"
18 - "i just love people not body parts"
19 - "i don't want anyone else but you"
20 - "i think we should do something for the fans"
21 - "BREAKING NEWS"
22 - "is it like gossip girl?"
23 - "he almost crashed into a dairy queen"
24 - "stop pretending like you don't give him everything he wants to begin with"
25 - "come over for dinner in a few?"
26 - "yeah, you spit that truth"
27 - "stay tuned for some more hot gossip"
28 - "i'm not crazy"
29 - "your little trip to the set of the second season of american horror story"
30 - "we have a little something we want to tell you"
31 - "how adorable"
32 - "i've never felt this way about anyone"
33 - "like an itch you can't scratch"
34 - "you're a good friend"
35 - "want to go upstairs?"
36 - "is that... you?"
37 - "stop looking"
38 - "this is the best night of my life!"
40 - "true love doesn't die"
41 - "i wish i wasn't so fucked up"
42 - "my boyfriend is a good guy"
43 - "you will all regret that"
44 - "tell kale we have a surprise for him"
45 - "don't be sassy, that's my job"
46 - "i know who secret spiller is"
47 - "get away from him"
48 - "glad you guys are safe"
49 - "can you commit?"
50 - "goodbye, dyl"
part two
1 - "i'm coming to surprise dylan!!"
2 - "i never thought i'd actually miss you guys"
3 - "miss you more everyday"
4 - "i missed you"
5 - "is that the froy guy from season 6?"
6 - "demi moore is 15 years older than ashton kutcher"
7 - "merry christmas eve eve"
8 - "jenn sounds like kale when he first came to la"
9 - "i haven't even seen you naked"
10 - "merry christmas!"
11 - "pregnant and engaged?!"
12 - "i just had my dessert"
13 - "roaming the streets of beverly hills"
14 - "shelley can be the breadwinner"
15 - "i'm kale rudd and i'm a fake bitch"
16 - "false alarm"
17 - "sometimes i wish we could have kids"
18 - "my baby is sick but he's still hawt"
19 - "boyfriend from hell"
20 - "froy boy"
21 - "please don't break up with me"
22 - "what i did last night was really uncool"
23 - "this oughta be good"
24 - "are you really that fucking stupid?"
25 - "can't wait to see you and the bf"
26 - "i'd do anything for a friend"
27 - "this is the last time i tell you anything"
28 - "we're all very excited to be working with you"
29 - "stay out of my business"
30 - he's really not that tall
31 - "totally professional"
32 - "you guys are froy gutierrez and kale rudd right?"
33 - "the dangerous woman herself"
34 - "liberation of art"
35 - "thank you for looking out for me"
36 - "no doubt i will"
37 - "king and queen"
38 - "he loves you"
39 - "i wish i was dead"
40 - "if they want wild, i'll give them wild"
part three
1 - "you'll get through this"
2 - "so done with being good"
3 - "who cares what they say?"
4 - "kale stole my look"
5 - "are you sure you're ready to go back?"
6 - "this the hoe that cheated on sprayberry?"
7 - "they made a goddamn thread"
8 - "i really like you"
9 - "i can't even look at him"
10 - "fuck being single"
11 - "fucking in the sand"
12 - "tell me another story"
13 - "i know my cousin"
14 - "first day"
15 - "i get to see my son on tv"
16 - "he's a virgin?!"
17 - "bottom vs bottom"
18 - "we need to talk"
19 - "all the kylan fans are eating good today"
20 - "how the hell did this happen"
21 - "no tea, no shade"
22 - "someone asked about you"
23 - "what the fuck were you thinking?"
24 - "i miss you so much already"
25 - "mira mckay is dead"
26 - "happy"
27 - "my little cousin will be a star"
28 - "so easy to ruin"
29 - "i still love you"
30 - "sleep in my bed"
31 - "we know"
32 - "private life"
33 - "man of your dreams"
34 - "that can only mean one thing"
35 - "keep writing"
36 - "great things"
37 - "kevin"
38 - "so happy to call you family"
39 - "alive"
40 - "i love you"

39 - "baby ain't nobody gonna..."

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username: why does dylan give kale EVERYTHING

dylansprayberry: Because hes my boyfriend and I love him?? username

username: GOALS

username: OMG THEY MET HER TOO WTWTFWTFWTF

miramckayy: lucky af😍😍😭

username: Kale is the luckiest guy ever

hollandroden: Aww hope you guys had fun❤️❤️

_lindsayruddxo: touCH IT TOUCH IT

tylerposey58: Kylan

username: YAAS TYLER tylerposey58

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Reality

After the concert (which was amazing) ended, Dylan and I both located the room again and when the guard yelled at us, asking where we were going, we quickly showed him our hands and he nodded, letting us in.

We went inside to see the curtains being taken down and Ariana laughing with a couple of her dancers before she turned and made eye contact with us. "Hey! You made it!" she exclaimed as she ran over and hugged us. "So since it's we both love LA, we thought there was no better place to have an after party! We have a driver out front and they're gonna take us to my favourite club!"

"Sounds great," Dylan said and grabbed my hand as we all snuck out back so Ariana wouldn't be hounded by fans, and we hopped in a limousine.

We arrived at the club and went through the back, making me feel like a real celebrity. Soon, we were exposed to the surroundings of the same club Dylan had taken me a couple times since arriving in LA.

We went to the same VIP section where the whole cast reserved last time and Ariana sat down along with a bunch of her dancers in a large booth. "So how long have you guys been going out?" Ariana shouted over the music.

"Only a few weeks," I responded and she nodded.

"I just think you guys are the cutest! I saw what happened with Secret Spiller after the show and I'm so sorry that those bitches are coming after you. They had a huge part in the whole donut fiasco thing. And although I've never had nudes leaked, I know it will get better. Besides, this is only the beginning of your fame. What do you say we take a selfie and post it everywhere so everyone can see what an A-list celebrity you're becoming?" she offered and I nodded immediately.

She grabbed her iPhone 7 from under her and came to sit between Dylan and myself. She snapped a couple selfies and prepared them on Instagram before posting it and immediately getting thousands of likes at a time.

"Dylan? Kale? Ariana?" I heard a familiar voice question from beside us. There stood Mira and Victoria, holding hands.

"Mira! Hi!" Ariana said as she shot up and hugged Mira tightly, both of them being extremely petite. "Victoria right? It's so nice to see you again." She then moved to Victoria and hugged her as well.

"Kale, you know these guys right?" Ariana assured.

I nodded quickly. "Very well. So, how are you guys doing?" I questioned gesturing to their hands that were rejoined together.

"Well, everyone knows now! I'm bisexual and proud of it!" Mira exclaimed and I beamed at her, incredibly happy that one of my best friends worked up the nerve to come out.

"Let's celebrate and get on the dance floor, this is my song!" Ariana yelled when Problem started playing over the speakers. We all chanted together as we ran to the dance floor.

After a while of dancing, I located the bathroom and on my way out was stopped by a hand on my shoulder. "Kale!" a voice said.

I turned to see Lauren and Nicole standing in the same outfits they wore to the concert. "Guys! Hey! Did Ariana invite you guys here too?"

"No, we just saw her Instagram post and thought we'd come visit!" Nicole explained. I nodded and grabbed both of their hands, dragging them to the dance floor where everyone else was.

"Hey everyone! Guess who's here!" I yelled as everyone looked at Lauren and Nicole.

"You guys came to the meet and greet right?" Ariana recognized. They both nodded. "It's nice to see you again! Now let's dance!" she screamed as Chained to the Rhythm by Katy Perry started playing.

As the night continued, I needed a break so I returned to the VIP booth in the back. I quickly looked around to see if anyone was watching and poured myself a shot, downing it without a problem.

My phone buzzed in my pocket and saw that Secret Spiller published a new article. I rolled my eyes before sliding the notification and feeling my stomach do flips. I was shocked to see a picture of Dylan kissing someone who wasn't me. It was... Lauren.

"Oh my God," I whispered to myself before standing up and going back to the dance floor. When I saw Dylan, I grabbed his shoulder and turned him around from talking to Lauren and Nicole. "What the hell is this?" I asked, tears beginning to form in my eyes. Dylan made a confused face as he looked at the photo.

"What is it? I can hardly see what it i- are you crying?"

"It's you kissing her!" I screamed as I pointed to Lauren, letting the tears stream out of my eyes.

"Kale I-"

"Shut up, bitch!" I interrupted Lauren before turning around and running out of the club.

"Kale! Baby! Kale!" Dylan shouted from behind me before I stopped and let out a loud sob.

"What the hell, Dylan?! I love you, I had sex with you, I trusted you! What did I do? Are you bored of me already? We've only been dating for a month!" I yelled.

"Kale, stop it!" he said and grabbed my shoulders but I pushed him away. "You know how Secret Spiller twists everything! And edits things! I never laid a hand on that girl!"

"How am I supposed to believe that?!"

"Because you know me! And you can't trust anything that Secret Spiller leaks."

"Enough, Dylan! I was stupid to ever think that I actually loved you," I said. But I didn't mean it.

"You don't mean tha-" Dylan said as he takes a step closer to me but I did something I knew I was going to regret.

I slapped him. Hard.

He held the side of his face my hand hit and tears formed in his eyes. I let out another sob before running in the other direction, ignoring Dylan calling my name, and I called Tyler.

"Can you pick me up?"

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My heart actually BREAKS at the thought of Kale hurting Dylan :( Btw, thank you everyone to has been reading this book, i thought it would flop so hard but it already has over 1K reads and part one isn't even over yet! I appreciate you guys so much :):)

xo jeffery

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