Life Living With The Pastas

By Masha_0404

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Jeff and I fight
Bad Cop
PRANKS!!! 1
Worst Cold
Hypo-Women •U•
My Weird Friends
Dramatic Academy
Music match
Big Flirt
5 o'clock in da morning!
Socializing
My Docter
Jacks Job
My Creepy/Clown Buddy
No School
NEWS: Academy Dance
Academy Dance
Hiding
Nerd
VERY IMPORTANT NOTE
ADVENTURRREEE! Not really....•-•
Lily
Jeff The Abused
!!!HAPPY VALENTINES!!!
Pokémon Insanity
California
California 2
HUNGER GAMES MINECRAFT!!!
WEEKLY UPDATE!! YAY!
Homeschool Musical AGAIN!!!!
Mikey the Ninja Human
Bird of Italy
Hell yes or bitch please
Teddy
Babysitting
Babysitting request
The Babysitter 1
The babysitter 2
The Babysitter 3
The Girlfriend Poser (Dont even ask -.-)
Path of memories
My kuroshitsuji Crack Style
Mario Cosplay (Oh god -.-#)
Mask Stealer >:3
NEWS FOR YOU
Starbucks
Carnival
Talent Show
Cosplay
Video Games
Peace
Crazy Car Ride
Annoying the Amazing Slender Man
My Treehouse! :^:
His Fear? A Girl?
Bad Shipping
Life Saver
Favor
My Birthday!
My Birthday Part 2!
Crazy Car Ride: WTF is going on?
The Bullied One: The One Above All?
Avery: The Same
The Most hyper days of all......so far
Wonderland: Dark and Different
New House, New Town: Permanent Home and a Deadly War?
Back: Recovered
Video Camera
Fishsticks
Jelly School
Summer Vacation: Plans
Anime Crazy
The Flirted One
THe Two Sandras: Whats the difference?!
The Great Depression; Life Of The 'Commoner'
QUESTION OF THE WEEK 1
Im miley and i know it?
NEWS: QUESTION OF THE WEEK!!!! :D
Two Pranksters
Biggest Risk
QUESTION OF THE WEEK 2
OFFICIAL QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 2 :D
CELEBRATIONNNN! •U•
Schliterbahn
Schliterbahn 2
NOTE
Splendors Beach House
Splendors Beach House: Fourth Of July Pool Party part 1
MINI COMIC (1)
Splendors Beach House: Fourth Of July Pool Party part.2
Slender's Got Swag
Why why why why why?
Sally's Birthday
Oh No Sally Dont Start It
Uh Oh. Slenders Mad
Guess the culprit!
Uh Oh. We Found The Culprit
MINI COMIC (2): Acts Of Randomness
Masha The Rapper (DONT SAY RAPE-UR xD)
Waterpark (South Park Moment)
The Bish Raps again
Getting Ready For The Academy
Special Buddy
I Will Seriously Murder Wattpad
Special Buddy (2)
Home Alone (1)
Home Alone (2)
Home Alone (3)
The MeatLoaf
The Beef Jerky Song
SANDRA BEN!!!! -.-#
What The People Want
Isabelle And Slenders Picnic
Slenders Plan! <3
The Proposal
The SlendaBelle Wedding
The SlendaBelle Wedding: The After Party
I Am The ManBearPig?
BOMB BOY! DANG IT BEN!
Trouble
How Everyone Gets Ready For School
Who Are You Really?
Meet Shy
The 'Minest' Of Them All
I Got That School Time, School Time Sadness
New friends
Dog Days Are Over (Literally ;-;)
Welcome Back To The Academy!
OOOOO UNEXPECTED
Mashie Wants Her Bochan
The One Where Sandra Leaves
Lets Talk; The Great Adventures Of Wallace And Gromit (oh god)
Another Bochan Moment
Academy.....WE SHALL NOT HAVE TESTS!
Get Real
Halloween News Shizzle
The Dance Of Life.....Oh Brother
Halloween Activitiy 1; Seven Minutes In Heaven -Spin The Bottle Style-
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....•-• *Retarded Llama Face*
----Im Sorry Guys+Bens New Song---
Turkey Turkey TURKEY
Attack of The Mistletoe Attacker
Thanksgiving; Ah~ Cooking Up Memories
ANOTHER THANKSGIVING1: BETTER FOOD!
ANOTHER THANKSGIVING 2; After Dinner Party
ANOTHER THANKSGIVING 3; BACKYARD PUMPKIN SMASH
Ben: HAPPY HOE-LADAYS!
Decorating Disaster
The Mistletoe Attacker Strikes Again
Lets Play: FNAF's 2
Kittens In A Box
IMPORTANT- Sorta BUT YEAH! PLEASE READ!
Trapped In Virtual Minecraft?! 0-0 Oh God No..........
(7-13-14) Daddy 0.0
(6-13-14) Guitar Lessons
(6-17-14) Sleep Talker
(6-19-14) Ryuzakis Death ;^;
(6-21-14) Truth Or Dare: Bens Words
(6-24-14) The Games End; Bens Lecture
(7-22-14) Don't You Ever Let Him Break His Arm Or He'll Annoy You!
(7-23-14) The One With The Way Of Words
(7-14-14) Just Wanna Be Alone
A/N: Yeah About Those Parts From "TAOMAJ"......=~=
So...A...New House...Kill Sandra...Kill Ben...Kill Greece...>///<
Christmas at Splendors Beach.....dear god not again.......
The After Story After Packing; I Get What I Want- Food Terms
Plans For The Trip
Holiday Job: Santas Helper...>~< Oh God Dammit Jeff What Are YOU Doing Here?!
Change Of Plans.....Leaving Now?!
More Plans....Oh Geez Slender
Ben: LETS HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS EVE!
Ben: CHRISTMAS PARTAYYY AND MORE UNWRAPPING- AND ITS NOT ME YOU LITTLE WEEDS! ;P
CHRISTMAS PARTY PART 2!!!
(Dec.31 2014) !!!New Years Party!!!
(Jan 1) What The Hell Happened......Dammit
Please...
!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISABELLE!!!
Too Much Talking....Sandra.......
Talking About The Incident
?!?!KINDA IMPORTANT NOTE?!?!
The FoosBall Match; Too Much Determination
Kinda Important A/N; Its Settled Then
A/N; Sorry Mashins
Another A/N; Sorry Again For The Authors Note
!!!Sandras Birthday!!
~Happy Valentines Day 2015~
You See This Is What Happens When We Leave You Two Home Alone.... =~=
YOU AGAIN?! WHATS 'HE' DOING HERE?
!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASHA!!! (Part 1/2)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASHA!!! 2/2
Cosplay Day!!! *EASTER SPECIAL*
Old Childhood Videos
WHOOPS! I DONE-GOOFED.
!!!~Grendra Wedding~!!!
GRENDA Wedding; The Reception
Shit Just Got Real
Finally A Vacation!
Packing: Everything We Can't Live Without Rave
Last Breakfast; McLove'n It~
Vacation; Toby's Ass
Vacation; Scary Stories and Sachiko Ever After?
Vacation; Blank Spaces
Vacation; My Fault-WHAT-HOW-WHERE?!
Vacation; HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY AMERICA!
Vacation; You Nude-Tard
Vacation; Are You Serious?
Vacation; BABIES?!?!?!?!
IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE; LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS BOOK
Vacation; Don't Cry Sister
Vacation; To Walk And To Not Walk
Vacation; Song-Bird
Vacation; Chrys-Alice?
Vacation; New Pasta
Book 2 of This Book is out!

Annoying Poking

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By Masha_0404


Me: *Sitting on tree branch drawling in sketch pad* baby I've been lovin praying hard, no more sittin there counting dollars
We'll be counting Stars...

*Crumble*

Me: *Stops and looks down* Who's there?

*Silence*

Me: *Shrugs and draws* But Babe I've been lovin prayin hard, no more sittin there counting dollars we'll be counting stars,

*Crumble Crunch*

Me: okay that's it! Who's down there?!

Boo!

Me: AHHH! *Smacks something behind me with sketchpad and doesn't stop*

Jack: OW! MASHA STOP ITS ME!

Me: Jack you BAKA what are you doing?! *Stops*

Jack: *Shrugs*

Me: baka! *Smacks him again with sketch pad*

Jack: okay okay sorry!

Me: *Continues drawling and doesn't sing*

Jack: why don't you sing?

Me: cause I don't want to. I don't sing!

Jack: yes you do I just heard you!

Me: You what?! No that wasn't me that was an owl!

Jack: Owls are awake at night.

Me: That was a bat!

Jack: Same with bats.

Me: You watch to much Nature channels!

Jack: hm.

Me: *Draws* go away.

Jack: No.

Me: Go.

Jack: make me!

Me: That's it! *Starts poking him in the shoulder*

Jack: what are you doing?

Me: poking you.

Jack: whatever. You can't possibly think you can annoy me like that.

Me: Really? Watch me!

<20 MINUTES LATER>

Jack: you done?

Me: *pants* Nope! *Keeps poking*

Jack: I bet your hands hurt.

Me: Nope!

Jack: you sure?

Me: Yup! *Keeps poking*

Jack: *Grabs her hands* Stop that's not gonna annoy me it's Going to make me sleep.

Me: ........

Jack: *let's go*

Me: *keeps poking*

Jack: *Grabs hands again* Stop Masha.

Me: .....

Jack: serious that's gonna make me sleep.

Me: That's what I want!

Jack: *Smirks* What with me?

Me: say W-what?! N-no!

Jack: oh I see how it is so you don't like me?

Me: Y-Yes i do but- stop doing that!

Jack: what? *Teases* So you want to ignore me? Alright okay fine. *Jumps off tree and walks off*

Me: *Mumbles* I hate him for this...but I hate my self even more for doing this.... *Runs after him* YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!

Jack: what did you mean?

Me: I told you!

Jack: I didn't hear you say anything. *Lifts mask and gives her ear*

Me: I said.....*Screams in his ear* I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!!

Jack: OW! *Clutches ears*

Me: *Snickers*

Jack: I heard that little snicker....and your gonna get it! *Chases her*

Me: *Runs into house on a rampage* BORN TO BE WIIILLLDDD! BORN TO BE WIIILLDDD! *Hides* (XD I have issues)

Jack: WHERE ARE YOU?! *Runs past hiding spot*

Me: *Crawls out of spot and hides in a tree in the forest*YOULL NEVA FIND MEH! *hides*

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