(A/N): I'd like to say that there are a few references to other things in this chapter. Hehehe. Let's see if any of you catch them. Also, I'm starting to watch Supernatural and Sherlock, so I'll probably end up referencing those.
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Elizabeth posted a status
So, we ended on a very interesting part last time
Nico: But that was days ago~! I thought we were over it!
Elizabeth: Nico, Nico, Nico.
Elizabeth: Have you really not learned that I will never forget a chance to- what's the right word... tease? Sure, hm, alright- chance to tease you?
Nico: Love that internal monologue you had going there
Elizabeth: Yeah, well, my internal monologue is what keeps me company
Thalia: Sounds to me like you're just trying to stall this from happening
Nico: I don't know what you're talking about...
Percy: I guess I'll just remind you then ;)
Nico: NOOOOO-
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Percy posted a status
Hey Wise Girl, want to help me tell the story?
Annabeth: *smirks* Oh definitely
Nico: Not you too, Annabeth??
Elizabeth: I have my ways of converting people to the dark side
Kylo Ren: You do?? Teach me how to make Rey become my student!
Elizabeth: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod(s?)
Kylo Ren: Show me the power of the darkness, and I'll let nothing stand in our way
Elizabeth: *too busy hyperventilating to respond*
Kylo Ren has been deleted by the author because otherwise she'd go on a major tangent and forget about the purpose of this chapter. He'll be back. Maybe. *cue dramatic music*
Nico: Um...
Percy: ...
Annabeth: Okay then...
Elizabeth: *coughs* I'll just let Percabeth finish the story of the date now
Percy: Riiight...
Nico: WAIT, KYLO COME BACK. DISTRACT ELIZABETH SO I DON'T HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS
Leo: Sorry Nico, but everyone's going to hear this story now
Thalia: Yeah, it's just a matter of sooner or later
Nico: Then I prefer later
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Percy posted a status
Okay, so one night I decided to take Annabeth to McDonald's for a date
Thalia: ...
Piper: ...
Hazel: ...
Annabeth: Yes, he took me to freaking McDonald's for a date
Jason: Dude... Just... why
Leo: Oh my gods
Nico: *sighs*
Percy: Okay, it was like, after midnight and we were tired and hungry after chasing this monster that was wrecking havoc, alright?
Percy: So it was more of an impromptu meal than an official date
Everyone: ...
Percy: Anyway, Annabeth and I are ordering, right?
Annabeth: *smirks* And we glance over and we just see Nico with five happy meals
Percy: Which is normal, of course, for talking to the dead and all
Elizabeth: I'm just going to cut in right here and tell everyone to re-read that sentence right there
Elizabeth: "Normal, of course, for talking to the dead"
Elizabeth: Okay, continue
Annabeth: Right, and all the meals are untouched because they're for the dead
Percy: But... Nico's sitting there
Annabeth: And he's playing with the bloody toys
*dead silence*
Piper: Oh
Leo: My
Jason: Freaking
Thalia: Gods
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Thalia posted a status
YOU SAW NICO PLAYING WITH HAPPY MEAL TOYS AND YOU WAITED THIS LONG TO TELL US???
Nico: *dies*
Thanatos: You'll have to take a number. I'm afraid you can't die just yet.
Nico: *tries to die*
Everyone: Um...
Nico: Never mind. No one understands casual existential despair *sighs*
Percy: Okay, anyway, we were waiting for the right opportunity
Annabeth: And for blackmail reasons
Thalia: Okay, fair enough
Nico: *continues dying*
Elizabeth: Oh, but don't worry, we have more *smirks*
Nico: *sighs* I knew her smirking and cackling meant something evil from the beginning
Elizabeth: Hey, I am amaz-
fin.
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(A/N): I do need to admit something, like I know I always say I'm really busy, but I'll just rant and tell random strangers about my schedule this school year.
(Since I'm unpublished everything, I have no idea if I rewrote this in a previous chapter and I am too lazy to check)
First off, I'm going to be a junior, so I have to take SAT's and ACT's. Next, I have six bloody AP courses. It's technically four AP classes, but two of my APs are considered the combination of two (such as Physics1 and 2).
Then, I have flute and voice lessons, followed by being in four different ensembles/orchestras along with Tri-M (the music honor society) which calls for fifteen hours of music-related community service.
I'm also in two academic clubs as well as the literary magazine in my school, possibly starting my own club, and I'll be an NHS apprentice, so that's even more community service for me to do, yay.
Oh, and I have tennis, physical therapy, and drawing/sketching lessons.
So, um, if I miss a week... Yeah... This is why. Just wanted you all to know before it all snowballs.
Sneak Peek Title: More Awkward Moments with Nico
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-Elizabeth