fools. (sprayberry)✔️

By sprayberrybixch

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"only fools fall for you only fools do what i do" *... More

part one
1 - "all of tyler's cousins are such cute beans"
2 - "LANIEL FOREVER!"
3 - "beef beEF BEEF"
4 - "you're a great cousin, tyler!"
5 - "you ain't slick"
6 - "no, i'm not fantasizing about my cousin"
7 - "oh by the way, i know you're gay"
8 - "it's pretty litty"
9 - "wait... is this like that justin bieber song?"
10 - "cool dude"
11 - "are they dropping hints?"
12 - "not that kind of 20 questions you perv!"
13 - "SHELLEY HENNIG JUST ROASTED ME"
14 - "how are things with the second best dylan?"
15 - "happy birthday"
16 - "DATE?!?!"
17 - "wow can you believe i have no fucking clothes"
18 - "i just love people not body parts"
19 - "i don't want anyone else but you"
20 - "i think we should do something for the fans"
21 - "BREAKING NEWS"
22 - "is it like gossip girl?"
23 - "he almost crashed into a dairy queen"
24 - "stop pretending like you don't give him everything he wants to begin with"
25 - "come over for dinner in a few?"
26 - "yeah, you spit that truth"
27 - "stay tuned for some more hot gossip"
28 - "i'm not crazy"
29 - "your little trip to the set of the second season of american horror story"
30 - "we have a little something we want to tell you"
31 - "how adorable"
32 - "i've never felt this way about anyone"
33 - "like an itch you can't scratch"
35 - "want to go upstairs?"
36 - "is that... you?"
37 - "stop looking"
38 - "this is the best night of my life!"
39 - "baby ain't nobody gonna..."
40 - "true love doesn't die"
41 - "i wish i wasn't so fucked up"
42 - "my boyfriend is a good guy"
43 - "you will all regret that"
44 - "tell kale we have a surprise for him"
45 - "don't be sassy, that's my job"
46 - "i know who secret spiller is"
47 - "get away from him"
48 - "glad you guys are safe"
49 - "can you commit?"
50 - "goodbye, dyl"
part two
1 - "i'm coming to surprise dylan!!"
2 - "i never thought i'd actually miss you guys"
3 - "miss you more everyday"
4 - "i missed you"
5 - "is that the froy guy from season 6?"
6 - "demi moore is 15 years older than ashton kutcher"
7 - "merry christmas eve eve"
8 - "jenn sounds like kale when he first came to la"
9 - "i haven't even seen you naked"
10 - "merry christmas!"
11 - "pregnant and engaged?!"
12 - "i just had my dessert"
13 - "roaming the streets of beverly hills"
14 - "shelley can be the breadwinner"
15 - "i'm kale rudd and i'm a fake bitch"
16 - "false alarm"
17 - "sometimes i wish we could have kids"
18 - "my baby is sick but he's still hawt"
19 - "boyfriend from hell"
20 - "froy boy"
21 - "please don't break up with me"
22 - "what i did last night was really uncool"
23 - "this oughta be good"
24 - "are you really that fucking stupid?"
25 - "can't wait to see you and the bf"
26 - "i'd do anything for a friend"
27 - "this is the last time i tell you anything"
28 - "we're all very excited to be working with you"
29 - "stay out of my business"
30 - he's really not that tall
31 - "totally professional"
32 - "you guys are froy gutierrez and kale rudd right?"
33 - "the dangerous woman herself"
34 - "liberation of art"
35 - "thank you for looking out for me"
36 - "no doubt i will"
37 - "king and queen"
38 - "he loves you"
39 - "i wish i was dead"
40 - "if they want wild, i'll give them wild"
part three
1 - "you'll get through this"
2 - "so done with being good"
3 - "who cares what they say?"
4 - "kale stole my look"
5 - "are you sure you're ready to go back?"
6 - "this the hoe that cheated on sprayberry?"
7 - "they made a goddamn thread"
8 - "i really like you"
9 - "i can't even look at him"
10 - "fuck being single"
11 - "fucking in the sand"
12 - "tell me another story"
13 - "i know my cousin"
14 - "first day"
15 - "i get to see my son on tv"
16 - "he's a virgin?!"
17 - "bottom vs bottom"
18 - "we need to talk"
19 - "all the kylan fans are eating good today"
20 - "how the hell did this happen"
21 - "no tea, no shade"
22 - "someone asked about you"
23 - "what the fuck were you thinking?"
24 - "i miss you so much already"
25 - "mira mckay is dead"
26 - "happy"
27 - "my little cousin will be a star"
28 - "so easy to ruin"
29 - "i still love you"
30 - "sleep in my bed"
31 - "we know"
32 - "private life"
33 - "man of your dreams"
34 - "that can only mean one thing"
35 - "keep writing"
36 - "great things"
37 - "kevin"
38 - "so happy to call you family"
39 - "alive"
40 - "i love you"

34 - "you're a good friend"

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By sprayberrybixch

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username: did him and dylan break up or something?

username: why so sad Kale???

dylansprayberry: I miss you baby❤️😔

shelleyhennig: He misses you more trust me dylansprayberry

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Reality

I had my head on Shelley's lap and my legs were across Crystal's as Victoria and Mira sat beside us on my bed.

"What's wrong? You've been manic-depressive for almost a week now," Shelley said as she ran her fingers through my hair.

"He misses Dylan, duh." I nodded my head to signify that Victoria's presumption was right. "But seriously Kale, you only have 8 days until you can see him whenever you want."

"It's like torture you guys. We've only been going out for a little while but... I don't know how to explain it."

"You don't have to explain," Crystal said as she rubbed up and down on my calf. "We understand. And hey, maybe this is a good preparation for when the summer ends and you have to go back home."

"Ugh." I let me hand fall to my face. "Don't even remind me."

"It'll be okay," Mira said. "You guys can always meet up on holidays and maybe he could come visit for a week or something!"

"Mira I love for your positivity," I said, making her smile widely.

"So are you okay? Wanna go out tonight?" Crystal wondered.

"Nah, I think I'm gonna stay in and watch Teen Wolf all night."

"Which season?" Victoria asked.

"I'll probably watch season 4 so I can relive the moment I was introduced to the cutest boy I've ever seen," I said, not being able to hold back the cheesiness.

"Khylin?" Shelley joked, making me laugh.

Just then, Arden came through the door. "Hey guys I hate to break this up but Tyler, Lindsay, Romy, Colton, and Cody all wanna go to the club."

"Okay okay," Crystal said before standing up, removing my legs from her. Victoria and Shelley both got up as well. "Mira are you coming?"

"Yeah I'll be there in a minute I just need to ask Kale something."

Once everyone was out of my room, Mira turned to me with a serious look on her face. "What's up?" I asked.

"Well... I just was wondering. How did you uh... know y-you were... g-gay?" To be honest, the question took me off guard.

"Well I guess when I found out what it was when I was about 8 I kind of started to realize how I felt. Why?"

"Why do you think?"

"Well, who is making you feel this way? Is it Shelley?"

She shook her head.

"Arden?"

She shook her head again.

"Crys-wait... is it a certain babyfaced brunette who plays the iconic Hayden Romero?"

Mira's face instantly went red and I couldn't hold back an awww. "Don't tell anyone! Please!" she begged.

"Don't worry, I would never out anyone! I'm so proud of you, though!" I exclaimed, hugging her tightly. "So what's gonna be your first move?"

"Well, we've been hanging out a lot but I don't really know how to tell her," she said before lowering her head.

"Mira, let's go!" Colton's voice shouted from downstairs.

"You'll figure it out." I put a comforting hand on her shoulder.

She lifted her head back up and smiled before kissing me on the cheek. "Thanks Kale. You're a good friend."

"I try."

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